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Funny story: Vice-President Mike Pence Confesses That Even if Trump Wins, He is Going to Retire

Vice-President Mike Pence Confesses That Even if Trump Wins, He is Going to Retire

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to GOPicky Magazine, Vice-President Mike Pence has commented that he is so fed up with the mean, racist, hate-filled rhetoric of President Trump, that he plans to retire - even if Trump wins. Cahoots Wy…

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Funny story: The 10 Commandments As Rewritten by ISIS.

The 10 Commandments As Rewritten by ISIS.

What might be surprising to many, is that the Muslim religion actually considers the Bible to be a Holy book and a source of prophecy. However, the more extreme elements of Mohammedanism have rewritten certain famous aspects of the Old Testament to...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Rules to Include Ten Commandments in Federal Jury Instructions

Supreme Court Rules to Include Ten Commandments in Federal Jury Instructions

One-upping its recent ruling allowing public prayers before town meetings in Greece, New York, the Supreme Court voted 5-4 to include the Ten Commandments in federal criminal jury instructions. Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote for the majority, "It d...

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Funny story: An Open Letter To Al Queda And Its Branch Affiliates

An Open Letter To Al Queda And Its Branch Affiliates

Good day guys. How is it going? Blow up anything fun today? Shoot your quota of infidels yet? OK, sorry you're having a bad day. Just a few questions I wanted to ask you guys. (I am assuming you are all guys. I doubt you've opened a female branch) Alright, lets get started here. Now I know you claim to be a religious organization. The "Holy Men of Allah" or something like that.

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Funny story: The Taliban Introduces Its Own Version Of the Ten Commandments

The Taliban Introduces Its Own Version Of the Ten Commandments

The top commanders of the Taliban have just introduced their own version of the famous Ten Commandments as received by Moses in the desert. It is not well known that the Islamic Religion also uses the Bible as a prophetic religious work. That means that they believe in the Ten Commandments as received by Moses from Jehovah. Unfortunately, as can be expected, the Taliban branch of radical Islam...

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Funny story: Facebook? More like the good book!

Facebook? More like the good book!

Real life stories of revelations and resurrections will soon be making their way to your smart phone (smarter than you!) or desktop computer. Jesus Christ or as he is more commonly known, J-Sizzle, has joined the social media revolution. It is a...

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Funny story: Thou shalt not steal

Thou shalt not steal

Proverbs are trickles of man's life. An instance is 'Set a thief to catch a thief'. None of the species, in animal kingdom, favor being robbed. When prevention failed, 10 commandments came in: 'Thou shalt not steal'; but the command fell short, too. Then constables were hired; no abatement. Additionally, an unsanctioned alliance took place between the thieves and the constables; from that point on...

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Funny story: Ten Commandments have at last been updated

Ten Commandments have at last been updated

The town of Devil's Advocate in Cornwall was the venue for the log-awaited re-launch of the Ten Commandments. At the press reception held in the Heaven and Hell Bar to make the announcement, the Permanent Secretary of CUC (Commandments Updating Committee), Mr G. Odd, set out the government's timetable for the proposed changeover in all houses of worship throughout the land. Launching the upd...

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Funny story: Lightning Victim Says He Prefers Hades to Hell

Lightning Victim Says He Prefers Hades to Hell

Long thought to be different names for the same eternal and fiery destination, Florida pornography producer, polygamist and convicted drug smuggler, Bernie Smurphwank says "not so". During a recent golf event, Smurphwank was struck by lightning on t...

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Funny story: Da Pidgen 10 Commandments

Da Pidgen 10 Commandments

1. God is numbah one 2. No make da kine statues 3. Wahtch yo mout. No swea wit God's name. 4. On Sunday, no can do nuttin 5. Leesen to yo muddah an yo faddah 6. No keel nobody 7. No go moemoe wit yo bruddah's wahine 8. No cockaroach nottin 9. No lie, broh! 10. No be jealous one noddah person's stuffs Oh,one noddah ting...no talk stink bout nobody!...

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Funny story: Pope updates the 10 commandments

Pope updates the 10 commandments

To keep up with the times and to help modernise the Church, Pope Benedict rewrote the ten commandments, and here are the new ones: 1. Thou shalt not kill, unless thou dost kill a British bomber crew that are trying to end the most evil regime in history 2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's land, unless it's called Poland 3. Thou shalt honour thy mother and father, by reporting them to...

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Funny story: Lost Five Commandments Unearthed In Lancashire Field

Lost Five Commandments Unearthed In Lancashire Field

Ramsbottom, Lancashire - Local farmer Cosmo Clitterthwaite today claimed to have unearthed another five commandments, in addition to the ten already given to Moses on tablets of stone, during routine digging in a field. Our reporting team was unan...

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Funny story: Utah Park to be Overcrowded with Donated Monuments; Little League Baseball Brings Lawsuit!

Utah Park to be Overcrowded with Donated Monuments; Little League Baseball Brings Lawsuit!

A Utah park that has been displaying a donated monument to the The Ten Commandments has been ordered by the Supreme Court that now they must accept displays dgiven by any and all groups to guarantee freedom of religious expression. The Seven Ap...

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Funny story: Moses made up commandments, says archeologist

Moses made up commandments, says archeologist

The ten commandments were faked by Moses, according to an archeologist who has discovered evidence to back up his claim. Moses was one of the most important people in the Bible, who was personally presented with two stone tablets, on which were en...

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Funny story: Jesus Destroys Ten Commandment Tablets

Jesus Destroys Ten Commandment Tablets

Murphy, North Carolina (IP) - Ham radio operators in the bible belt stronghold of Murphy, North Carolina report that Jesus came into town today, picked up the ten commandment tablets and in a scene similar to the one where he chastised the money chan...

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Funny story: Pope Reissues Ten Commandments After Rethink

Pope Reissues Ten Commandments After Rethink

The Vatican has issued a brand new set of the ten commandments after a "rethink" over the messages contained on the slabs of stone Moses carefully dragged down the mountain after speaking to God.

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Funny story: Ethics Committee Makes Ten Commandments Rules Change - Stealing Is Now OK

Ethics Committee Makes Ten Commandments Rules Change - Stealing Is Now OK

The House of Representatives ethics committee has passed a new set of Republican backed rules which reduce the Ten Commandments down to nine "suggestions". The new rules drop the eighth commandment, which prohibits stealing. A congressman is permitt...

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