Claiming that String Theory, the theory that the universe is composed of tiny strings which behave like both waves and particles, makes too much sense, and is too intuitive, and must therefore be false, physicists at a big impressive conference met a...
Paris Hilton: Every time I put on one of my string bikinis and walk out on the beach, I draw a pretty good crowd so I think that the string theory is magnetic in nature. Stephen Hawking: Over the past few decades, a single explanatory framework, now called the "string theory", has emerged that may turn out to be the ultimate theory of the universe. Many physicists believe that, at the beginnin...
An article in the Huffington Post (Science section, Dec. 12) titled 'Is The Universe A Hologram? Physicists Say It's Possible' is causing queasiness amongst many in the world, especially those in a perpetual state of pot induced highness. Our intrepi...
In his last key note speech as a serious scientist, before academia renounces him as a television personality, Professor Brian Cox will explain how String Theory can explain everything. "String is amazing," said Oldham-born Cox. "The universe isn'...
String Theory, the idea that the whole universe is held together by an enormous amount of extremely small pieces of string, has been disproved according to a scientist doing research in the Thai capital of Bangkok. Moys Kenwood, 49, has told frien...
Price the mega boobed serial wedder has now turned her tiny mind towards quantum mechanics by trying to explain the famous string theory. At a book signing event yesterday she noticed a guy clutching a book called 'String Theory Explained - Steven...
Socks that become lost in your washer or dryer are now being investigated as indisputable proof that M-theory is, indeed, a valid hypothesis to explain all existence. Apparently, vibration along the strings that make up all matter in the universe...
Hardly University's finest have won a Nobel Prize in physics for their newest paper, "Tape it Up," which explains the ultimate theory of life, the universe and everything. Atoms and the tiniest particles known are not made of indescrib...
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