Steve Bannon has escaped custody to go on CPAC and tell the GOP world that he is addicted to the toilet wine he learned to make in prison. Granted, it may give you a heavy skin rash that’s incurable and an “alcoholic nose”, but Steve says, “it’s b…
Coming soon (to help pay for his lawyer’s fees) is the new Steve Bannon Halloween mask! Have you ever looked at Bannon and said, “Oh God, noooooooo! Hell hath been unleashed!” Ha ha, well now you can scare all your friends and their kids by don…
What are charities good for? Helping people? When did people really like helping people? Fuck people – gimmee money! Steve Bannon doesn’t want to help anyone but himself – which he did ($20,000 monthly, and a $100,000 upfront payment for Trump to…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - According to The prestigious Watchdog News Agency, everyone in the Trumpturd's circle of people was and is either an ass kisser, a suckass, or an asshole. WNA reporter Lulu Cul de Sac, noted that the only person clo…
Melania has stated that she absolutely does not and WOULD NEVER have any of her husband’s boxes of secret documents in her rooms. She has her own boxes, which Donald is not allowed to go into, and where she keeps lots of documents relating to how muc…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Well like they say, justice will prevail. And former Trumptard campaign aide and White House strategist, Steve "The Ugly Creepola" Bannon is proof positive of that little ditty that first originated in Turkey five c…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporrts that Steve Bannon has just shown himself to be the biggest fucking idiot since the world's first known idiot, Kitvir Yubxx, who crawled on land over 18,000 years ago. Bannon was forced to attend…
In the upcoming Jan 6 hearing next week, the Select Committee is set to reveal conclusive proof including eye witness testimony to confirm a long-held Washington DC rumor that Ginni Thomas is actually just Steve Bannon in drag and makeup. These re…
Steve Bannon is giving us the latest lesson in the fickle nature of the human heart. Bannon met with reporters yesterday to discuss his next gig playing Santa Claus for the hordes of children that come to tell the jolly fat man what to bring them Chr…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The man who once had more influence on President Trump, except, of course, for Ivanka, has been taken into custody. Steve “The Face” Bannon has been charged with 17 counts of lying about lots of things including the…
My Favorite Movie And when you tell me that, you know, he should testify because he’s going to tell the truth and he shouldn’t worry, well that’s so silly because it’s somebody’s version of the truth. Not the truth ... No, it isn’t truth. Truth isn...
So, let’s get this straight. Steve Bannon called Trump’s older daughter, according to Michael Wolff’s book Fire And Fury, “Dumb as a brick.” No mention was made of that negative description. No outrage there. Doesn’t mean everyone silently agreed.
If, as written in the Michael Wolff book, Fire And Fury quoting Steve Bannon, that Ivanka Trump was as dumb as a brick, Donald Trump must be as dumb as two bricks. However, Donald Trump insists, "I'm like a smart person." Covfefe. What exactly...
Palm Beach, FL--At his Mar-a-Lago Resort Donald Trump was awarded the Stable Genius Award, by its former recipient, Sarah Palin, at a ceremony attended by hundreds of Trump supporters who were there, purportedly, to Make America Smart Again. On re...
While the big bad Wolff is at the White House blowing it down with his Fire and Fury book, Special Counselor Robert Mueller III, and the moving vans, are similarly, getting closer and closer, inching there way up the back driveway, to removing Donald...
Steve Bannon, Donald Trump's cackling Gollum figure is all set to win the next series of televisual entertainment smorgasbord 'The World's Biggest Loser'. The hirsute buffoon has been nominated by Donald 'Teflon' Trump, who's arms and tiny hands g...
Mobile, AL - After viewing news reports featuring a speech by former White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon at a campaign rally in support of U.S. Senate candidate Roy Moore, many Alabamians interviewed afterward said they were not quite as distur...
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