As Autumn approaches and temperatures start to wain from the record summer highs of "Cold and Damp" to a mere "Bloody Freezing", a recent study has shown that men like being warm - even big, hard northern blokes. Statistics show that at least th…
(Funny Story) After Nepalese monk, Trungpye Dharmaprajna, successfully snatched the pebble from his master's hand, he spent forty days in deep meditation before deciding on the next phase of his journey. "My master agreed to send me and a handful…
Millions of viewers turned on their television sets to watch hordes of "Walkers" terrorizing the outlying areas of Atlanta recently. No, this was not the latest mid-season premiere of AMC's hit show The Walking Dead. Every major news outlet was...
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The spokesperson for KFC, Ty Picklefeather, has informed the news media that the fried chicken fast food franchise has agreed to remove the Confederate flags found out in the parking lot of some of its Southern restaurants.
In the National Cathedral in Washington, D.C. are two memorial niches - complete with stained-glass windows and laudatory inscriptions - which honor Confederate generals Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson. They were slaveholders, which included kee...
SAVANNAH, Georgia - National Focus Magazine is reporting that former cooking show host Paula Deen has been offered a job in England. Durango Tucker with NFM reported that Queen Elizabeth has been following the sad fall from grace of Paula Deen and...
THE SOUTH--In response to the Supreme Court striking down a key portion of the Civil Rights Act of 1965, requiring certain southern states to seek federal approval before changing voting laws, white Southerners of all ages and backgrounds exchang...
MEMPHIS - Paula Deen was in Memphis visiting her high school home economics teacher Mrs. Orchid Burlapinski. Mrs. Burlapinski, who turned 91, on January 19, which also happens to be Paula's birthday as well, was shocked to see that her former pupi...
LOS ANGELES - The TLC Network is as happy as a ostrich in soft dirt after their hit reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo beat out every one of the four major networks plus CNN which was showing the Republican National Convention. The reality show...
Two neighbours in Mundford, have come to blows over one's use of a hosepipe during the hosepipe ban. Jeremy McAllister gets his water from Cambridgeshire Water, whilst Barry Sprote is with Anglican Water, and their fence is on the boundary of the...
Republican primaries continue throughout the south and the fever pitch around voting Obama out of office is building amongst the Christian right and the uneducated middle. Based on some recent quotes, facts, history, and temperance apparently have no...
From London to Gainsborough, the south and east coasts of Britain have officially been labelled as Drought Stricken by the Met Office, after no rain fell there for three consecutive days. "We had a bit of snow a fortnight ago," said met office spo...
Bishops Stortford, the Conference North's most southerly team are slowly adjusting to life being classed as 'Northern'. "There's been a few changes," said Bishops's chief executive, Mannie Handled. "For a start, the proposed sale of land adjacent...
Unhappy Liverpool fan Julian Cowell-Bennett, 39, is opening legal proceedings against Liverpool football club on the grounds that the club have failed to deliver on the promise given to him when he began supporting the club in September 1978, at the...
So a friend of mine, Dino, asks me if I want to go Canoeing. I says sure but I've never heard of any nightclub called Canoeing. He says it's up North, past the highway, let's give it a try. Well I'm game for pretty much anything. We hop in the Civic and away we go. After about two hours of driving, I'm not seeing any nightclubs. In fact, I'm not seeing anything but rocks and goddamn trees. My g...
The north/south divide: is it a myth, or is there something deeeper going on here that lesser mortals can't quite grasp? Analysts are pretty certain that a rift was formed under the governance of Mrs Thatcher, as she effectively shut down the nort...
In the midst of the biggest economic downturn in living memory, TheSpoof.com has decided to carry out a survey to see if this has had any effect on the North/South divide. We first of all started in the North of the country and immediately were struck by just how many people smoked woodbines. Their also appeared to be a propensity towards the wearing of cloth caps and breeding whippets. The...
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