Kanye West 'terrified' of sex video with Kim Lookalike going public.
Time to cover the Shaggy song "It Wasn't me"
TOWIE star Lauren Goodgier turns up late for her won birthday party.
Not like a reality tv star to miss their 15 minutes?!
Emma Watson: I thought love had to be painful after reading Shakespeare.
Emmy hun, your confusing love with bondage.
Kim Kardashian does promotional wo...
Danielle Lloyd poses naked for the first time since losing boob implants
She only takes up three quarters of the page now.
Cheryl Cole admits in radio interview to steamy dreams about Rihanna.
That could potentially be the largest searched item on youtube since Beyonce and Shakira's duet.
CURVY Kim Kardashian gasps as a wardrobe malfunction nearly gives shoppers an eyeful.
I only popped o...
'He is just too intelligent for her': Geri Halliwell cools off her romance with Russell Brand after initial 'fizz of yoga and sex'
She's now looking for someone who likes bucks fizz, yoghurt and sax. But no dictionary.
'I don't regret a thing': Celebrity Big Brother's Danica Thrall reveals steamy lesbian romps on sex channels
I regret not having that channel on freeview. (Thank God for the in...
Chris Moyles prepares to leave the Radio 1 breakfast show after eight years at the helm
Music to my ears...
Usain Bolt dating model from Dartford
I can't believe this punchlines not Bolter - sorry better.
Simon Cowell spotted unshaven with new girl on boat
Is Cowell growing a new beard?
Rihanna asks London nightclub bouncer "Don't you know who I am?"
Bouncer replies "Sorry Riri, didn'...
Curvy Christina Aguilera squeezes her body into a VERY tight black dress to film new music video
'Martine McCutcheon is a manipulative, evil b***h - destructive and cruel': By her best friend and former chief bridesmaid.
Sounds like the perfect Eastenders character!
Spice Girl Geri Haliwell and comedian Russell Brand an item?
The perfect couple! Well at least while they're tog...
Cameron Diaz has perfected her dressed down traveling style as she prepares to turn 40
Cameron turning 40?! OMG, its like the time you realise your getting old when Baby Spice turned 30 and dropped two kids...
We're going commando. . . Facebook group strips in support of Prince Harry after naked Las Vegas photo furore
Well it does look hot over there in Afghanistan
As Prince Harry causes h...
Big Fat Gypsy Weddings set to be axed by Channel 4.
Coming Soon: Big Fat Gypsy Divorces
Kim Kardashians Supremely silly Diana Ross hairdo
Well it takes the focus off of Kims butt.
Gary's close encounter on The X Factor:
CHEEKY wannabe Jamuna grabs Barlow's bum after audition.
Or maybe she worked for the Inland Revenue and was looking for his wallet.
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Prince Charles summons Harry for crisis talks: A heart-to-heart between father and son after naked photos in Vegas hotel
Apparently James Hewitt was unavailable but sends his best.
'I did NOT have an affair with David Beckham': Katherine Jenkins blasts 'untrue and hurtful' rumours.
She is however available to do any reality tv shows, even if she has to w*nk off a pig.
So long Hev! EastEnde...
Jasmine Lennard first person evicted from Celebrity Big Brother house.
Oh well, more time for her to wish she was still sleeping with Simon Cowell.
Pictures of a naked Prince Harry in Vegas hotel surface on gossip website TMZ.
That's the problem with Vegas, if you bet on the wrong number, you can lose your shirt. And the rest of your clothes.
Justin Timberlake puts his bachelor pad on the...
Tulisa: I need a man with bigger b***s than me
I'm sure there are clubs and websites that can accommodate Tulisa in this request.
A request for volunteers to measure her balls has so far been inundated.
Cheryl Fergison: I'll miss sex while in Celebrity Big Brother
Is Sex the name of her pet dog?
'I'm never dieting again!' Claire Richards gives up trying to be slim as she steps out reveal...
Why didn't John Cleese invite his friends to his fourth marriage? asked the Daily Mail.
Probably because weddings, marriages and divorces cost money, and Cleese is still paying for his third divorce.
We can see through you! Actress Michelle Ryan shows off her sheer nerve in daring skirt on Daybreak
Reminds me, I must wake up earlier. Thank God for ITVplayer and the Daily Mail website.
Cher Lloyd walks off stage at V Festival after reveller throws bottle of urine at singer
Talk about taking the piss - or in this case, throwing it.
Still got it! David Beckham rakes in £13.3million from sponsorship deals. The 37-year-old earned more than £36,000 a day endorsing brands including Armani, adidas, Samsung and Diet Coke during 2011.
All that and still turing up to watch every Olym...
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