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Funny story: Long John Silver’s Patrons Find Traces of Pepto Bismol in Their Fried Oysters

Long John Silver’s Patrons Find Traces of Pepto Bismol in Their Fried Oysters

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Satire News) – The Kentucky Health Federation has filed a complaint against the Long John Silver Corporation. The KHF states that patrons in three different establishments have reported finding traces of Pepto Bismol in th…

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Funny story: A Louisiana Sky Writer is Making a Killing Sky Writing “Stay Inside, Don’t Risk Getting Shot!”

A Louisiana Sky Writer is Making a Killing Sky Writing “Stay Inside, Don’t Risk Getting Shot!”

LAFAYETTE, Louisiana – Up until a few days ago, lifelong Louisiana resident, Jean Boniface Baptiste, was an unemployed shrimp salesman. But today, he is literally making a killing working as a sky writer. Baptiste says that he borrowed his ex-...

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Funny story: Obama wins Florida, vows "A change is coming to the Penis State!"

Obama wins Florida, vows "A change is coming to the Penis State!"

TALLAHASSEE, Florida (ABSNN) - The Florida Secretary of State certified today that Barack Obama won the state's election by a razor-thin margin of 74,000 votes. Tea Party freshman Congressman, Allen West, was defeated by fewer than 3,000 votes b...

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Funny story: Tofu shrimp hot new trend in Cajun cooking

Tofu shrimp hot new trend in Cajun cooking

Due to the annihilation of the Gulf of Mexico's shrimp population by the BP oil catastrophe, creative coastal cooks have turned to vegetarian shrimp as a substitute. "Our city was built on shrimp," said New Orleans chef Martin Mouton. "Well, actu...

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Funny story: Marinated Shrimp Sales Boom in Louisiana

Marinated Shrimp Sales Boom in Louisiana

The start of the shrimp fishing season in the Gulf of Mexico will come with an unplanned limitation in packaging options, but Southern U.S. states are excited over the reduction in price anticipated for marinated shrimp this season. Expected to ha...

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Funny story: Pairs of prawns team up to solve problems

Pairs of prawns team up to solve problems

Pairs of prawns can co-operate to solve problems, scientists report.

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Funny story: Krill Demand Celebrity Status From Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay

Krill Demand Celebrity Status From Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay

Tiny shrimpy prawny creatures Krill are demanding a greater profile in celebrity restaurant circles. The minute marine crustaceans are considered a keystone food for a variety of big ocean fish such as whales, manta rays, sharks, sea...

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Funny story: Columbia Signs Rap Group The Johnson 5

Columbia Signs Rap Group The Johnson 5

(MUSICMAN PRESS) In a surprising move, recording giant Columbia signed a hefty contract with rap group The Johnson 5 from Kingston, Jamaica.

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Funny story: Ralph's political Macchiover

Ralph's political Macchiover

Reactionary actor Ralph Macchio, known for his appearances in films such as Popcorn Shrimp and The Secret of Nimh 2: Timmy to the Rescue, was found accompanying a more cleanly shaven and far less toad-like Michael Moore last Sunday at Hi Tide Bar in...

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