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Funny story: Man In Potato Chips Advert Was Wearing Far Too Much Lipstick

Man In Potato Chips Advert Was Wearing Far Too Much Lipstick

A male actor in a TV advertisement for some potato chips, was wearing an extraordinary amount of lipstick, leading one viewer to think, not unreasonably, that the man might have been a homosexual. The chips, Jacks, a product by Calbee, are delicio...

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Funny story: You Too Can Be a Heterosexual, Bisexual, Homosexual, Pansexual, Quintessexual Lesbian.

You Too Can Be a Heterosexual, Bisexual, Homosexual, Pansexual, Quintessexual Lesbian.

Life used to be so simple when I was growing up. Male, female, heterosexual - that was it, as far as I knew. Then I began work in the NHS, where my youthful good looks attracted more than just student nurses, but that's another story, although I did resolutely resist the attentions of lecherous male colleagues with "alternative" lifestyles. These days, who knows what anybody is? So, I have rebr...

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Funny story: A Celebrity Expands Her Sexual Orientation

A Celebrity Expands Her Sexual Orientation

Television personality Caitlyn Jenner announced yesterday that she is radically broadening her sexual orientation to include a host of other erotic preferences. "I simply had to do it," she said while browsing the 'personal lube' department of Big...

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway: "I'm a transgender woman, I have an alternative vagina."

Kellyanne Conway: "I'm a transgender woman, I have an alternative vagina."

Kellyanne Conway, a Counselor to President Trump, yesterday during an interview with the Wichita Weekly Shopper admitted she is a transgender woman and has an "alternative vagina." Ms. Conway says she has been transgender since she was an infant,...

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Funny story: Amish Man Banned For Inappropriate Hat Choice

Amish Man Banned For Inappropriate Hat Choice

Forced to leave the only world he knew behind, Joseph Schullermann was banished from his Amish community after he was caught sporting an unsanctioned non-traditional type hat. When asked about his blatant disregard for the rules of his brethren,...

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Funny story: Diane "Duane" Sawyer Also Outed At Big Jenner Interview."

Diane "Duane" Sawyer Also Outed At Big Jenner Interview."

Malibu, CA - Production Assistant, Alicia Glitz, was just trying to scratch her way up to the mid-level ranks of the hair and make-up department, in the dog-eat-dog entertainment industry, when she scored a job on the big Bruce Jenner interview, with...

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Funny story: The Late Rev Paisley's Heterophobic Hate Campaign

The Late Rev Paisley's Heterophobic Hate Campaign

Given the recent passing of Lord Bannside, it's only fair that I inform you about one of the last interviews conducted with him, in order to set the record straight. Sadly, the man once renowned for his godly denunciations of sodomy, unchastity a...

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Funny story: Study shows Men secretly Resent Women's Phatness

Study shows Men secretly Resent Women's Phatness

Dateline: NEW YORK--Islamic states are infamous in the West for forcing women to wear burqas, since those outer garments obscure the shape of women's bodies and are thus odious from a feminist standpoint. Defenders of the sexist laws typically resort...

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Funny story: Anna Paquin confused about her sexuality

Anna Paquin confused about her sexuality

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - Despite being (a) married and (b) a mother, actress Anna Paquin insists that she is "really, really, really-really and truly-bisexual." Sexuality is not a "given" the actress claims, "but a choice, and, although I love Stephen enough...

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Funny story: Republicans Have Turned into Duck Penises

Republicans Have Turned into Duck Penises

Several members of the Republican Party have transformed into duck penises. The mysterious condition began to take hold soon after they expressed outrage at a government funded research project on duck penises. Like the sexual anatomy of the male...

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Funny story: Nevada college course requires girls to masturbate

Nevada college course requires girls to masturbate

FALON NV (ABSNN) - "The teacher said I had to masturbate to pass his class," said WNC sophomore, Imanice Gurl, a 19-year-old who lives with her mother. "Momma says it's wrong to play with myself. I really don't know how. I guess I learn, though,...

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Funny story: Millions Of Non-Practicing Heterosexuals To March On Washington

Millions Of Non-Practicing Heterosexuals To March On Washington

BILLINGSGATE POST - They are up in arms and they aren't going to take it anymore. Millions of non-practicing heterosexuals plan to march on Washington this Memorial Day to voice their displeasure over being forced to pay for other people's recreatio...

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Funny story: Sexuality and Biscuits?

Sexuality and Biscuits?

For all you readers reading this, be prepared to be astounded by the fantastic truth of sexuality, that will answer all questions you or your confused siplings have on homosexuality, bisexuailty etc. The truth is sexuality, when thought about, is almost completely based on a biscuit table. You may be sceptic about this theory, but consider this. You approach the biscuit table, the main choices...

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Funny story: Outrage as Oldham by-election candidates were all straight

Outrage as Oldham by-election candidates were all straight

There has been outrage in the gay community as it has been revealed that all the political candidates in the Oldham by-election were actually straight. The gay community were up-in-arms at what it described as "deliberate misleading" from the gove...

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Funny story: Bi-Curious Grandmothers a rarity. Yes! We have no Bi-Nana's today.

Bi-Curious Grandmothers a rarity. Yes! We have no Bi-Nana's today.

A recent research group looking into socio-sexual proclivities have discovered that straight males are alleged to be the most common group. They say 'alleged' as it appears there may be some undecided or those that wish to keep this to themselves.

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