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Funny story: Scotland Yard Captures One Of The World's Most Infamous Terrorists

Scotland Yard Captures One Of The World's Most Infamous Terrorists

LONDON - (Satire News) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency is reporting that Scotland Yard agents have just captured one of the world's most nefarious terrorists, Shake Noxema Babu. Babu, who is a charter member of Al-Qaeda, was apparently disguised a…

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Funny story: Cambodia Sells Great Britain 700 Pounds of Cambodian Primo Jungle Powder (Cocaine)

Cambodia Sells Great Britain 700 Pounds of Cambodian Primo Jungle Powder (Cocaine)

JUNGLE JIM, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Scotland Yard is reporting that unknown to Prime Minister Boris Johnson or her majesty Queen Elizabeth, one of Cambodia’s top drug lords sold to Great Britian, 700 pounds of Cambodian Primo Jungle Powder. The…

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Funny story: President Biden Agrees To Allow Scotland Yard To Open Up An Office In Washington, D.C.

President Biden Agrees To Allow Scotland Yard To Open Up An Office In Washington, D.C.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki proudly announced that President Biden has agreed to let the highly prestigious Scotland Yard open up an office in the nation’s capital. Ms. Psaki stated that in the interest…

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Funny story: Scotland Yard Is Looking Into The Alleged Rumor That Donald Trump Sucked Sarah Ferguson’s Big Toe Back in The Summer of 2002

Scotland Yard Is Looking Into The Alleged Rumor That Donald Trump Sucked Sarah Ferguson’s Big Toe Back in The Summer of 2002

LONDON – (Satire News) – Word filtering out of Scotland Yard is that the twice-impeached, one-term loser (aka Donald Jonathan Trump) is now being investigated for an alleged big toe-sucking incident he had with Sarah Ferguson, known as the Duchess of…

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Funny story: Scotland Yard Foils A Taliban Plot To Kidnap British Hate-Monger Piers Morgan

Scotland Yard Foils A Taliban Plot To Kidnap British Hate-Monger Piers Morgan

LONDON – (Satire News) – Buckingham Palace is reporting that a plan by the Taliban to kidnap Piers Morgan has been stopped by England’s crack Scotland Yard. Tickety Boo News reporter Neville Twickenbuck, spoke with Queen Elizabeth, who was so shoo…

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Funny story: Republican Groups are Placing All The Blame For the Minneapolis Uprising on Trump’s Shoulders

Republican Groups are Placing All The Blame For the Minneapolis Uprising on Trump’s Shoulders

NEW YORK CITY – Three of the country’s largest anti-Trump Republican organizations are placing 100% of the blame for the uprising in Minneapolis on one Donald Johnny Trump. George Conway's Dump Trump 2020, said that, if Trump had been running the...

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Funny story: Police now searching random 70's pop singers houses in hope to find evidence of sexual offences

Police now searching random 70's pop singers houses in hope to find evidence of sexual offences

In a bold attempt to clamp down on historic sexual offences against minors or women, the London Metropolitan Police have decided to randomly searched all homes of pop singers and TV presenters from the 1970's, with the aim of finding some evidence of...

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Funny story: Flash Mob Appears in Queen's Bedroom

Flash Mob Appears in Queen's Bedroom

LONDON, ENGLAND - Sources from Buckingham Palace announced that a flash mob appeared in Queen Elizabeth's bedchamber at the palace in the wee hours Monday night. Apparently, the Queen awoke to the sound of her corgis' loud barking, and was able...

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Funny story: Neurosurgeon Willie Bodgem flees to Bolivia, but the game is up

Neurosurgeon Willie Bodgem flees to Bolivia, but the game is up

Following allegations of catastrophic surgical procedures, detectives at Scotland Yard are anxious to locate Dublin neurosurgeon Willie Bodgem. Managers at Beaumont Hospital have distanced themselves from the consultant, telling police that "Mr B...

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Funny story: New Mental Illness Widespread says Doctor

New Mental Illness Widespread says Doctor

Reggie Mental editor of "Get Out of My Mind" details a recent interview he had with Swiss psychiatrist Dr. Fiddler ... all about a new mental illness his team of researchers claim to have discovered. "Paranoia we all know about and nobody wants. Hence the new social fear on a par with any other phobia.... it is called Paranoia-Phobia. Yes, the fear of being paranoid. Already medication, a deri...

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Funny story: G'night All! - Scotland Yard up for sale!

G'night All! - Scotland Yard up for sale!

The Metropolitan Police are planning to move from Scotland Yard in a bid to save millions of pounds a year. Deputy Commissioner Hassan Izz-Al-Din said: "I't makes sense innit, at the momemt the lads aint got no Greggs bakers near enuff to the yard...

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Funny story: Scotland Yard and Interpol Hired to Help SERN Find the Higgs Boson. Arrest warrant issued. ID check now required of all particles at borders. Pushing the envelope with "Outsource Limit Test"?

Scotland Yard and Interpol Hired to Help SERN Find the Higgs Boson. Arrest warrant issued. ID check now required of all particles at borders. Pushing the envelope with "Outsource Limit Test"?

Interpol Headquarters, Lyon -SERN officials have announced a "joint partnership," Involving Scotland Yard and the International Criminal Police Organization as the largest particle hunt in history goes into full gear to capture the elusive Higgs Boso...

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Funny story: The Exploding Butler of Hump Hall, Part I

The Exploding Butler of Hump Hall, Part I

'That was the local force from Rottingdean', said Inspector Dirk 'Cast Iron' Alibi; 'the butler has exploded at Hump Hall and they're calling the Yard in to investigate.' Inspector Corner, of the Yard, placed the receiver down and turned to Detective Pong, "We got to go and investigate an exploding Butler at Hump Hall in Sussex Pong. "Where's Sussex Pong Sir?" asked the Detective. "No Pon...

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Funny story: Anonymous Computer Group Reveals Transcript of FBI Scotland Yard Conversation

Anonymous Computer Group Reveals Transcript of FBI Scotland Yard Conversation

The Anonymous computer group has revealed the transcript of the conversation they intercepted between Scotland Yard and the FBI. During the conversation FBI operativea are heard to discuss the operation to intercept the Anonymous groups computer...

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Funny story: Westerham Heights Man Dies in Sloth Attack

Westerham Heights Man Dies in Sloth Attack

London - The ZSL London Zoo has confirmed that Taber Hemingway was killed quite viciously by sloths. Zoo security and Scotland Yard are still investigating what happened exactly. The security tapes in the Rain Forrest section of the zoo caught the at...

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Funny story: New Scotland Yard investigation a red herring?

New Scotland Yard investigation a red herring?

Here is an interview with Chief Superintendent Hamish McSporrin leading the recently re-opened investigation of the Maddie McCann case by Scotland Yard. In line for a knighthood some say, Mr.Sporrin, a graduate of Edinburgh University, was once a director of MI5. The investigation was launched by Prime Minister David Cameron. Q: The British public are of course paying for this investigation so...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Hairdo To Be Done By Mr. Prissy of Pimlico

Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Hairdo To Be Done By Mr. Prissy of Pimlico

LONDON - Kate Middleton's two best features are her hair and her legs. Camilla Parker-Bowles suggested that for the Royal Wedding Kate wear the traditional tiara but Middleton is balking at that worn-out tradition (no pun intended). Mr. Prissy of...

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