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Funny story: Chanel's Latest Perfume Post Coronavirus Life--L' Amor Avec Hand Sanitizer

Chanel's Latest Perfume Post Coronavirus Life--L' Amor Avec Hand Sanitizer

Reporting for Vogue Magazine from Paris, France. Chanel, the world's leading perfume maker will launch a new line of perfumes that reflect our new world order. According to Chanel executives, the new line of perfumes will be called, L'Amor Avec H...

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Funny story: Dyson money sanitisers now on sale

Dyson money sanitisers now on sale

James Dyson, Britain's answer to Sir Clive Sinclair, has topped his trumps with his latest invention in the personal hygiene market: The Personalised Home Money Sanitiser. "This is a major step forward in cleanliness," said James Dyson. "We all kn...

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Funny story: Swine Flu Thwarted by New Sanitizer

Swine Flu Thwarted by New Sanitizer

Confirmed by an independent panel of scientists from the U.S., U.K. and Uzbekistan, a new liquid substance has proven highly effective against the spread of the H1N1 (Swine) flu virus. The hypothesized formula was tested on all types of hard surfa...

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Funny story: Disease Control Warns: Swine Flu May Actually Enjoy Alcohol Based Hand-Sanitizers

Disease Control Warns: Swine Flu May Actually Enjoy Alcohol Based Hand-Sanitizers

In a press release Thursday, a disease control representative warned that alcohol based hand sanitizers are not effective against swine flu, and may in fact be promoting its spread. "The data is still coming in, but preliminary reports point to an...

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Funny story: Hand Sanitizer Proven No Better than Mother's Spit

Hand Sanitizer Proven No Better than Mother's Spit

After a year of research into the antiseptic qualities of the typical over-the-counter, alcohol based hand sanitizer, researchers now admit that the ingredients in the sanitizer are no more effective than the spit from any mother's mouth. Side by...

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