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Funny story: Original Jesus's sandals found in German priest's foot-locker!

Original Jesus's sandals found in German priest's foot-locker!

(NOT EDITED) A wicked smell was detected coming out of an ancient priest's foot-locker deep down in Pruem Cathedral's catacomb. Pruem is a town lodged between green hills faraway in the Eifel area of Germany. Locals have always wondered why such a…

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Funny story: Did Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?

Did Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?

It's the ultimate fashion faux pas, of course, but did the Lamb of God wear socks with his sandals? Was that part of the reason that Pontius Pilate agreed to crucify our saviour? What do you think? It's possible, as Nazareth's average January temper...

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Funny story: Thousands of Flip-Flops Pouring into the White House

Thousands of Flip-Flops Pouring into the White House

White House Chief of Staff, Pete Rouse claims the White House mail room is awash in a sea of flip-flop sandals being mailed to the President in protest of his most recent backing down on tax cuts to the wealthy. Unlike the millions of tea bags tha...

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Funny story: Monk Hurls Sandals at Pope Benedict XVI

Monk Hurls Sandals at Pope Benedict XVI

In the wake of the President Bush - Iraqi shoe-throwing incident, another head of state was victimized by a copy-cat footwear attack. Pope Benedict XVI was Pope-mobiling through his usual drive-by benedictions in Saint Peter's Square yesterday morni...

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Funny story: American Tourist Shot for Sandals Faux Pas

American Tourist Shot for Sandals Faux Pas

An American tourist was shot and killed by anti-terror police yesterday in London yesterday after what police described as "a serious breach of anti-terror laws'. Tourist Hank Redneck, 57, was visiting the UK during a holiday with his family that...

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Funny story: Flopped Fopp now Flip-Flop Shop

Flopped Fopp now Flip-Flop Shop

GLASGOW - Failed music store 'Fopp', who so candidly went into administration, closed down all their shops and left hundreds of workers unpaid - has now been demoted to making flip-flops (sandals for you Americans, or is it the other way roun...

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Funny story: Jesus' Sandals Found in Iraq Desert

Jesus' Sandals Found in Iraq Desert

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iraq - In Iraq this morning, fighting had broken out in the desert. The fighting was fierce at first, but soon died down when everyone ran out of ammo.

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