Lovable red Muppet, Elmo is sad because Elmo has been told to stop talking in the third person.
Elmo doesn't understand this, as Elmo is only a young Muppet, although he has been on the show for years, and knows things about life that even Happy M...
Braxton, Mississippi - Henry Johnson Jr., a Mississippi Delta blues singer, was fired from his job at an auto tire shop by his own wife today, who then had sex with another man she hired to replace him.
"The other man had no auto tire shop experie...
The elusive algebraic formula for a miserable life has at last been determined by a group of really fed-up researchers.
The 'Feeling Crap Formula' (FCF) combines the most significant factors that make us sad, so that we can incorporate them into o...
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