During the recent floods in Yorkshire, local farmer Henry Shawtass managed to keep his buttocks dry whilst rescuing sheep from his flooded fields. Mr Shawtass - who is only 5 ft tall - went back to borrow his wife's high-heeled wellington...
A routine, whether an addition or not, is a regular course of action. Of course, some people believe a routine requires discipline. I have my own routine addiction. After entering home, I obsessively place the house keys in a particular bowl. After dark, I routinely put a padlock on the gate of our walled house. As a precaution, I padlock the grilled basement door, and before going to bed, I...
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