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Funny story: Amiable New Yorker Effectively Uses Passive Voice to Abdicate Responsibility

Amiable New Yorker Effectively Uses Passive Voice to Abdicate Responsibility

"Something should probably be done about ---" is a remark amiably savvy Damien Clay of New York City has been heard to make in regard to everything from dishes in the sink to political unrest - the main point being, of course, that whatever it is to...

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Funny story: Bitterly Fought Custody Battle Ends In Defeat For Father Resulting In Utter Despair

Bitterly Fought Custody Battle Ends In Defeat For Father Resulting In Utter Despair

A bitterly fought and highly contested child custody case was finally resolved late yesterday afternoon after a Florida court ruled in favor of the mother of the two children involved in the dispute, resulting in the father obtaining full legal and p...

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Funny story: US military commander urges special biscuits and other measures to control lust in the troops

US military commander urges special biscuits and other measures to control lust in the troops

An unspecified spokesperson has come forward to speak for the unspecified commander who told a military rape victim she was at fault for being attacked in 2012. According to this commander, she must assume complete responsibility, because she was...

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Funny story: Bitterly Fought Custody Battle Ends In Defeat For Father Resulting In Utter Despair

Bitterly Fought Custody Battle Ends In Defeat For Father Resulting In Utter Despair

A bitterly fought and highly contested child custody case was finally resolved late yesterday afternoon after a Florida court ruled in favor of the mother of the two children involved in the dispute, resulting in the father obtaining full legal and p...

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Funny story: Personal Responsibility

Personal Responsibility

My new year's resolution is to take more personal responsibility, as this is the traditional American way. I will no longer blame my issues on society; I will only blame them on my incompetence. This major change in my thinking was the result of an epiphany I had while watching The O'Reilly Factor. Bill O'Reilly's infinite wisdom opened my eyes to the source of my incompetence: the liberal media.

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Funny story: Local Man Found Responsible For Everyone's Emotions - Citizens More Than Happy To Point Finger

Local Man Found Responsible For Everyone's Emotions - Citizens More Than Happy To Point Finger

Seattle - A Seattle court made a pivotal judgment today that will relieve the citizens of Washington the burden of accountability for their own emotions and actions.

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