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Funny story: Transcendental Meditator Struggles to Keep Things Real

Transcendental Meditator Struggles to Keep Things Real

As a dedicated daily practitioner of transcendental meditation or "TM" for over 18 years, Garret Fraith of Concord, Massachusetts, admitted that he sometimes has trouble keeping things real. "I've gotten to really dig transcending," said Garret. "...

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Funny story: Man Reacts to Reactions to Story About Stories About Men Doing Things

Man Reacts to Reactions to Story About Stories About Men Doing Things

A local man has reacted to the reactions stimulated by a Spoof story he may or may not have written about the recent proliferation of stories being published in The Spoof that are about a Man doing things. The man, 47, who lives in the middle of n...

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Funny story: Man who declared knife "fake weapon" shocked that it could still stab him.

Man who declared knife "fake weapon" shocked that it could still stab him.

Following in the now popular trend of calling things you don't like "fake" to discredit them, Seattle Convenient Store Clerk, Fred Nunchenhausen declared the knife of a would be robber fake during an armed robbery. Although, Mr. Nunchenhausen was ab...

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Funny story: Trump Surrogate Says The World is A Computer Simulation

Trump Surrogate Says The World is A Computer Simulation

We are living in a 'post-fact' or 'post-truth' world. Not merely a world where politicians and media lie - they have always lied - but one where they don't care whether they tell the truth or not. When Putin annexed the Crimea he claimed there were...

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Funny story: Trump Says, Reality And Facts Don't Exist

Trump Says, Reality And Facts Don't Exist

An extraordinary breach has opened up between the national security establishment and President-Elect Donald Trump. American intelligence, led by the CIA, has concluded that Russian intelligence, operating under orders from Vladimir Putin, attempted...

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Funny story: Trump Surrogate Says She Should Be Executed

Trump Surrogate Says She Should Be Executed

Scottie Nell Hughes, a Trump surrogate, in an interview with Esquire magazine, spelled out the Trump campaigns strategy. Hughes illustrated a defining principle of Trumpism: There's no longer such thing as fact, because anything is true if enough pe...

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Funny story: Interview With UK Prime Minister David Cameron

Interview With UK Prime Minister David Cameron

Unfortunately we at URFKD Magazine were unable to meet with the UK Prime Minister David Cameron as planned. It seems he had more important engagements. However, here is a list of questions we were hoping to ask. (1) Given the fact that you are goi...

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Funny story: Reality a shifting matrix of illusions

Reality a shifting matrix of illusions

So, philosophy has had a troubled past. Not the least with Descartes disappearing in a bar when the waitress asks him whether he would like a drink or not, but also it was troubled for Plato - he's still shackled in his chains in the eternal shadows. In that bloody cave of his. And Socrates had to drink hemlock thanks to the Athenian democracy hating truth-tellers... We have, it could be said,...

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Funny story: From Timbuktu to Transylvania to Neverland

From Timbuktu to Transylvania to Neverland

After the recent deployment of troops into Mali to counter Islamist rebels it has revealed a somewhat questionable grasp of geography and, more worryingly, reality among the general public. The Average Joe on the street and even Excellent John fo...

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Funny story: Rhode Island Woman Files for Divorce from Reality, Pleading Domestic Violence

Rhode Island Woman Files for Divorce from Reality, Pleading Domestic Violence

The scourge of domestic violence is not limited to traditional male-female or other intimate human relationships; it may occur between a person and reality itself - at least that's what 28-year-old Newport, Rhode Island resident Regina Bartwell belie...

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Funny story: This Just In, Real Life Screws Recent College Grads

This Just In, Real Life Screws Recent College Grads

College is much better than real life. If I could pass on any advice, it would be to never graduateā€¦. Stay in school FOREVER. In the spirit of making my life more difficult than necessary, I entered the work force before my official due date. I wish (as in I am begging you dear seniors) you would only do the opposite. With that being said, I have one piece of advice for you. Fail a final, loos...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona Isn't Real, Say Quantum Physicists!

Kerry Katona Isn't Real, Say Quantum Physicists!

Everything we think we understand as real is merely a holographic projection. So say boffins engaged in investigating nature at its most basic levels. The latest thinking in quantum theory was revealed to the viewing public in Monday night's Ho...

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Funny story: David Cameron to outsource reality

David Cameron to outsource reality

In further attempts at cost saving measures, the conservative government have decided to change the nature of reality itself, as it has been decided that the presently existing paradigm is no longer financially viable. Talks are being held in an...

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