London - The man behind the 1995 footage of an Area 51 alien postmortem is to take the stand at the inquest of ex-KGB spy Alexander Litvinenko in London this week. Ray Santilli has been asked by the Coroner to play the original recording of his 'A...
NASA HQ, Groom Lake, Nevada - In oils - crude if you like, sweet light crude. That's the remit of a $1 million commission to capture the presidential image on a 10' x 6' canvas, quarter-sawn walnut or Egyptian papyrus. And Ray the-alien-path...
London - The veteran alien pathologist has only just completed Russian mobster Boris Berezovsky's autopsy and will lead a NCIS-style morgue team probing the dead despot's remains according to Our-Man-At-The-Cold-Marble-Slab in Barking, Isle of Dogs.
London - His 1995 documentary remains the X-files industry's benchmark statement on extraterrestrial carve-ups on a pathologist's examination table. This morning fans of Santilli's medical procedures demanded that he be put in charge of Boris Bere...
London - "Well, it's a lot closer to the Isle of Dogs than bloomin' Venezuela," was an octogenarian London pensioner's explanation in accepting the free, radical op. Today the offer from a London film studio where the infamous 1995 'alien autopsy'...
Los Angeles - 'Evidence' from the alien autopsy footage forger who reckoned Princess Diana 'faked' her own death may be heard at last in the Conrad Murray trial. Today's editorial in LA FaghagSlagMag celebwatch magazine cites depositions filed by...
Northumbria - (ET Mess): The fabled alien pathologist shot to fame after conducting a series of high profile post mortems on tragic alien celebs such as Princess Diana and Anna Nicole Smith. This week he has been hired by Raoul Moat's family to pe...
Groom Lake, Nevada - (X-Files Mess): Master mortician Ray Santilli is to publish his Ted Kennedy autopsy video amid concerns the Massachussetts senator was an alien hybrid. The Roswell specialist reckons he has proof that Rose FitzGerald Kennedy's...
Los Angeles - (Alien Ass Mess): Fabled alien autopsy specialist Ray Santilli hopes to add Michael Jackson to his tally of extraterrestrial post-mortems having already cleaned up with Anna Nicole Smith and Jade Goody. Santilli flew last night into...
Groom Lake, Nevada - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Retro-engineered footage of Ray Santilli's seminal Area 51 alien autopsy video has uncovered Barack Obama's birth secrets according to SETI - Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence - organization sour...
Carinthia - (DUI? Mess): Renowned post mortem specialist Ray Santilli has rushed to Vienna to conduct an autopsy on former Austrian far-right wingnut and Tony Blair lookalike Joerg Haidar who died in a car accident this weekend. Colleagues of Haid...
London - (Ass Mess): Alien Autopsy movie maker Ray Santilli has defended UK broadcaster Channel 4's decision to show an hour long documentary into Princess Diana's autopsy as "crucial to the scientific inderstanding of how this species e...
Florida - (ReUterus): A press statement issued by alien autopsy film maker Ray Santilli has said he is 'supremely confident' that his Anna Nicole Smith findings will be vindicated by Joshua Perpetrator, Broward County Medical Examiner.
Fort Lauderdale - (DissassoCIAted Press): Ray Santilli is to publish his own autopsy probe into the death of Anna Nicole Smith after mass protests of an official cover-up by the Florida authorities about the starlet's mysterious death last month.
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