Leading Brexiteers have once again condemned the “elite agenda” and vowed to “fight this injustice” all the way to the European Court of Human Rights. Vincent Fuller, raging twonk, has been found guilty of attempted murder after thrusting a knife...
Rolling back, CA- Techna Automotive is withdrawing a self-driving car with a problem. Well, to be fair, all self-driving cars have problems, but Techna's car has a particularly vexing problem: it's racist. To make matters worse, Techna's self-driving...
Alcohol giants Heineken have announced record profits this year thanks to improved sales of non-alcoholic drinks. We at Back and to the Left news believed that the only non-alcoholic beverage available was water, and we get that from the sea. So how...
A ban on all males sporting beards entering areas designated for children came into effect midnight yesterday in the small town of Queens near Seattle Washington State. The law, passed by Mayor Kate Policunti is aimed to deter child molesters and...
At a press conference celebrating the impact of pay per view viewing on football Sepp Blatter sensationally claimed today that there was no such thing as racism in football and he had no idea what the "dark skinned races" were complaining about.
Worcester City player Lee Smith has been suspended from playing indefinitely while a police investigation is conducted into his comments on Twitter. "His remarks were out of order," said club chairman, Adge Wurzel. "I don't understand this Twitche...
The woes for the Australian Publishing house Dumbasski Printing continued when it was discovered that the now infamous Pasta Bible cookbook was not actually pulped. The reason for the recall of 7,000 copies was an error in the recipe for 'calfer...
Southern U.S.- A recent statement from a top Killer bee queen says its the African Killer bees who have been victimized. She claims they were brought across the oceans against their will and forced to make honey. She also alleged that th...
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