A new study by the Center for National Studies has found that people who punch walls are likely to hurt their hands.
This breakthrough research took the scientific community by surprise as it was previously believed that punching a hard, immovable...
FAMOUS MAGAZINES MAKE THEIR PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENTS.
Rolling Stone- "Jerry Garcia Man! He'd make the bitchiness President ever! Wait, what do you mean he's dead?"
Playboy- "Bill Clinton! We'd be able to make a lot of copy if he were back in the saddle!"
Cosmopolitan- "Sarah Palin! What a hot cover we'd have if she were elected! And the sexy articles we could write."
Have you ever been in the pub and the man next to you, who you don't know, starts a conversation? You only went in to get away from the wife or to avoid doing that DIY job she's been pestering you about.
A quiet uninterrupted pint is what's requi...
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Trump Gives North Carolina to Kim Jong Un in Return for De-Nuclearization
An original metaphor:
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Trump Pardons Himself for All the Pussies He's Grabbed
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Trump Thinks He Already Met With Kim from Korea
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