One of the foremost mental health experts in the US has issued a statement supporting the application and use of pronouns for people with psychotic disorders.
Dr. Felix Hoenikker explains “these people are having what you and I might call halluci…
Old McDonald’s White Farm -
We knew Hymie was special when we brought him in from the fields that warm September, when we were young and shallow fellows.
All of us wanted to be the one chosen to eat him. But I was the one who drew the long st...
New York - Homeless Man Bill Watson stumbled into what he thought was a soup kitchen but was really a basement meeting of socialist professors and students from nearby Columbia University and learned that he is not only "useless," but is actually an...
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Chapter 11 - The Conclusion/Confusion!
"Stop what you're doing right now, Doc? I want some fucking answers"
O' Halloran pushes open the mortuary door and points his finger at Doc who is slouched over a corpse, its entrails dripping from his hands.
Doc gazes up, slightly bewildered.
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O' Halloran and the robo female cop cruise the streets of PsychoTown in his pink caddy.
"I'm glad that we've become a team, Detective. I honestly never believed that you could learn to accept a female - let alone a robotic one - into your life".
O' Halloran takes a turn off and...
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O' Halloran walks into the station house looking like shit.
"Hey, O' Halloran , you look like shit", says the token black detective.
He's right and O' Halloran knows it. That's the last time he wears his dog turd outfit to work: Halloween and birthday parties are the only occasio...
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O' Halloran waits at the east side of the old abandoned warehouse TM.
He has a quick wank to keep warm: nothing like a warm wank on a cold morning.
An ice cream van drives past. Is this the mystery caller? No. It continues on, obviously making an urgent early morning ice-cream delivery to the children...
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"So let me get this straight in my mind before I attempt to explain this shit-storm to the Chief", Lieutenant Kowalski spits as he circles the room on his unicycle.
"You released a seven-foot female witness and directed her to go to a sleazy Motel on the shitty side of town where a body is found in her room minus a head a...
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The Shit Hole Motel, a dirty, smelly shithole of a motel. The name says it all really.
O' Halloran approaches the motel manager, a skinny little wrinkle-faced guy with hairy shoulders.
"You seen a sexy seven-foot broad pass through here lately, bub?"
"Maybe I did, maybe I didn't", he says rubbing his thumb and forefinger toget...
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O' Halloran parks on the far side of the street to Bastard Plaza. The place is a dumping ground for all the low-life scum in the city. O' Halloran knows this because he used to live here until he was evicted for playing Rastafarian music loud during Mormon holidays.
Both the detective and the robo female get out and cross the str...
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O' Halloran bursts through the door of the Lieutenants office while the fat man stuffs his fat face with a big fat slice of pizza.
"What the fuck are you bursting in here like that for?!", shouts Lieutenant Kowalski, spitting bits of sausage and cheese all over his messy desk.
"Shut the fuck up, Lieutenant", O' Halloran answers back sharply, "...
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The station house is quiet but for the clacking of typewriters as the other homicide detectives fill out their case reports. O' Halloran sips a coffee as he leans back in his chair, his fat belly falling out over his pants belt. A female uniform approaches.
"Holy shit!", O' Halloran yelps.
"It's Ok, Detective. I'm not just a floating uniform mov...
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Rain washes down as the front headlights of a pink Cadillac comes into view reflecting off the deserted city streets. The car screeches to a halt outside a rundown brownstone building. O' Halloran steps out, scratching his balls as he makes his way inside the city morgue.
"What's the cause of death, Doc?", he calls out as he tosses his well-worn trench coat...
FOREWARD: This is the first news story or article Jesus Budda has written in almost a year.
If the fat man can be bothered he will try and update this story every week until it's thrilling conclusion.
Dedicated to all the brave police officers out there who are corrupt, incompetent and enjoy masturbation.
The district patrol cop stands over the butchered corpse, stroking his chin.
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