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Funny story: Stumped Trump Rioters Turn Anger To Other D.C. Civil Servants

Stumped Trump Rioters Turn Anger To Other D.C. Civil Servants

Washington, D.C., U.S.A. - Hissy-fitting Trump supporters who had their big impeachment riot plans thwarted by over 20,000 National Guard troops at the Capitol on Wednesday, decided to take their pissy little shit-fit out on any government employee t…

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Funny story: Portland Protesters Tear Down Statues of Thomas Jefferson, Paul Revere, and Sacajawea

Portland Protesters Tear Down Statues of Thomas Jefferson, Paul Revere, and Sacajawea

PORTLAND, Oregon – (Satire News) – A group of protesters calling themselves the Anti-Trump Soldiers of Saturn have destroyed several statues in downtown Portland. The Portland Police Department reported that the group of angry individuals toppled…

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Funny story: President Trump Announces That the Protestors’ New Weapons of Choice are Now Cans of Goya Beans

President Trump Announces That the Protestors’ New Weapons of Choice are Now Cans of Goya Beans

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – (Satire News) - The President was in Annapolis getting fitted for a brand new toupee, when he stopped to talk to a reporter with The Right Coast Revue. Tilapia Frisbee asked him when the hell he was going to release his damn…

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Funny story: A White House Source Said That Kellyanne Conway Talked the President out of Napalming Portland

A White House Source Said That Kellyanne Conway Talked the President out of Napalming Portland

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake news story) A highly-reliable source within the White House walls has revealed that the President was actually considering calling in a napalm air strike on the Portland protesters. The source said that the President had a…

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Funny story: The St. Louis Gun-Toting Couple Will Be Joining President Trump’s Campaign Pep Rallies

The St. Louis Gun-Toting Couple Will Be Joining President Trump’s Campaign Pep Rallies

ST. LOUIS – Newspapers are reporting that the gun-toting couple from St. Louis, who feared for their lives as protesters marched in front of their dreary, evil-looking, castle-like home, are reportedly still shaking. The woman, Patty “Cake” McClos…

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Funny story: Protesters At Michigan Capitol Demand Haircuts

Protesters At Michigan Capitol Demand Haircuts

An unruly group of about 100 protesters posturing at the capitol of Michigan are demanding that governor Whitless immediately sign an executive order to allow them all to get free haircuts. All of them have come armed with scissors and homemade sign...

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