The Vatican - A secret enclave of Catholic bishops and cardinals has added marijuana smoking to the church's menu of Holy Sacraments. The unprecedented action is expected to boost the popularity of Catholicism while replenishing the church's coffers,...
New York -- Distinguished former Congressman Anthony Weiner is testing the waters for a run for mayor, releasing a multi-level plan that would return this metropolis to its Fun City roots. For openers, the proposal would bring back the grit and gr...
Albany NY: The US Supreme Court has ruled that the Interstate Commerce Clause of the US Constitution cannot be used to justify Congress controlling the American people's purchasing of health insurance. However, the justices also ruled the US Congress...
Washington DC: President Obama has just signed America's new prohibition bill into law. This law is similar to the 1920s and 1930s alcohol prohibition that restricted and set down the rules for enforcing the ban on alcohol, as well as defining the ty...
Police in New York have announced a plan to block the city's New Year's Eve celebration, contending that its crowd control responsibilities in Times Square interfere with a more essential duty. "The public forgets that New York is one of the world...
Michael Bloomberg, The King of New York, has warned city smokers they should expect to be "shot to death, soon." The former Republican, Democrat, Independant & Life Time Twat is ready to impose greater restrictions on smokers after "thinking h...
All the unintended nasty consequences of Prohibition that occurred in the "Roaring Twenties" have been relegated to US History, but their lessons of corruption, special interest groups and Congress ignoring the will of the people are lost on the curr...
CHICAGO - The Lake Michigan Farmer's State Bank of Chicago has just announced that they have had to repossess the 407-acre hideaway complex of 1920's gangster Al Capone. The property which is valued at $2.6 million includes a two-story 20,000 squa...
Every drinker's nightmare will become reality from the 1st of September as Gordon Brown's floundering government impose 99% prohibition on the British public. On the last day of August, pubs, clubs, and restaurants will serve their last drinks. Su...
Scotland has decided to adopt radical new alcohol prohibition laws. Under the scheme it will become illegal to serve, sell or drink alcohol anywhere in Scotland apart from on New Year's Eve. The new laws, which come into effect on May 1st 2009, wil...
Ireland's newly elected government, a coalition between Bertie Ahern's Fianna Fail party and the Green Party have announced today that as part of the Green Party mandate a nationwide ban on all alcohol sales will come into effect from next Su...
A Scottish whiskey distiller on the Isle of Islay, an island off the coast of western Scotland is to reopen 80 years after it was closed as a consequence of US prohibition laws introduced in 1920. Prohibition ended in 1933, but it has taken 74 years...
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