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Funny story: No one is attending Priti Patel's leaving do

No one is attending Priti Patel's leaving do

Government heavyweight Priti Patel has organised her own leaving do, involving drinks in a fashionable nightclub, followed by an afternoon of fox hunting, some light-hearted bullying of some striking workers, and then an hour of pulling legs and wing…

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Funny story: Priti Patel's bid for Tory leadership contest delayed as Winged Monkeys go on strike

Priti Patel's bid for Tory leadership contest delayed as Winged Monkeys go on strike

Tory home secretary Mrs Priti Patel has had to delay her nomination for leadership of the party following industrial action by some members of her staff. Those staff, who appear to be Winged Monkeys, state through their spokesman that they have ne…

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Funny story: UK asylum seekers to be sent to the Moon for processing

UK asylum seekers to be sent to the Moon for processing

Under a new agreement with NASA, any asylum seekers crossing the English Channel will be detained on the Moon at an estimated cost of £10 million per person. The new rules apply to anyone arriving by sea - whether in a dinghy, a P&O Ferry or t…

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Funny story: Priti Patel backed by Boris Johnson

Priti Patel backed by Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson has sworn to stand by Priti Patel amid allegations she bullied staff in several departments. Outside number 10, Mr Johnson was challenged about his ability to side step serious issues concerning his staff. "Priti Patel is a nic...

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Funny story: More Letters To The Editor About Coronavirus

More Letters To The Editor About Coronavirus

Dear Sir, I want to say how much I deploy the criqttkcet's of Donald Trump in this cronerviral 19. Who else would have handied it quiet like him? Who elss has his karismer to stand there and face the muzak like he? For instant'e, they ata-c'k h...

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Funny story: Quintessences Vol. 1: On the Coronavirus

Quintessences Vol. 1: On the Coronavirus

Good evening. Having been instructed to produce a short treatise dealing with the Coronavirus scandal to which we are all currently subjected, I crave your attention while I marshal my thoughts. Let me expound, in response to this entreaty. Fav...

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Funny story: Priti Patel now accused of bullying people! – Jeremy Corbyn nominates her for a peerage

Priti Patel now accused of bullying people! – Jeremy Corbyn nominates her for a peerage

British Home Secretary Priti Patel has been accused of bullying staff in her department. The ex-beauty-queen-turned-politician is said to have made [unreasonable demands on the civil servants who work for the Home Office, such as “Could you get the p...

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Funny story: Police warn Priti Patel to stop smiling sexily at people

Police warn Priti Patel to stop smiling sexily at people

British Home Secretary Priti Patel received a warning from London’s top cop, about her sexy smile and charming personality. The 37-year-old Indian-origin politician, who is the darling of the right of the Tory party, with her tub-thumping policies on...

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