President Donald Trump of the U.S. has announced that he would like to visit London on October 12, which just happens to be the planned date for Princess Eugenie of York's wedding. Included in the unsolicited invitation for the Trumps to visit was...
Buckingam Palace The former wife of Prince Andrew, Sarah Ferguson, signed an agreement today with Buckingham Palace regarding the conditions she agrees to follow if allowed to attend royal weddings. The first point was that Sarah must avoid Prince...
Hats off to newborns the world over who are staging protests (crying marathons in numerous hospital nurseries) this week against those ugly, tight, style-free hats pulled onto their heads shortly after birth. A Spoof reporter who talks baby talk interviewed a group of babies in a New York hospital to find out more about what's behind this hate-the-hat movement. "Those hats are just plain ugl...
Odds makers are having a bit of fun again his year prior to the kickoff for the Royal Ascot setting the odds on what the Princess Uglies, Beatrice and Eugenie can do for a 'topper' after the Royal Wedding great hat fiasco! Millinery Mavens say the...
Never squandering an opportunity to compete against each other in the world of high fashion, several women from the extended Royal Family and other distinguished guests are wearing edible hats for the Queen's Jubilee. One daring creation was a pro...
London - Roadkill millinery enthusiasts are having none of it, of course, but today's display of hideous royal headgear nearly cracked Outside Broadcasting camera lenses at the annual Whitehall memorial service. "At least Prince Andrew's gargoyle...
It seems that the younger British Royals can't get enough of Hollywood's finest! Following the revelation that Princess Beatrice (the one in the funny hat) longs to star opposite Robert Pattinson in a Twilight movie, we can now reveal that Princess E...
Shortly after finding out they were to be 'cut loose' and expected to 'find their own way,' Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie have been signed to star in a new reality show on Al Gore's faltering TV network, CURRENT, hosted by Keith Olbermann. It wi...
The Queen's recent edict cutting off private security for the Princess Uglies, Beatrice and Eugenie, is causing rising angst to their beleaguered father, Duke of Yuk, who in desperation resorted to the help wanted ads seeking private protection for...
Following the furor over recent Millinery Mayhem exhibited at the Royal Wedding, the Queen has announced her disfavor by stripping 'personal protection' from the Princesses of Yuk, Beatrice and Eugenie, an act which is said will hamper their 'pub cra...
London - A Royal Protection Racket cops' straight flush has stripped useless royal slappers Beatrice and Eugenie. Prince Andrew's molls were caught 'frightening the whorses' and now see their 24/7 bodyguards axed in the austerity cuts. A radica...
London - A super-injunction obtained by the Queen forbids any mention of it. Nor any reference to forensick (sic) analysis of the Princess' Royal Truss Fund credits. But moves under Parliamentary Privilege next week will seek to establish if fa...
London - The filthy little slutz will be evicted later this week under Section 666 of the Squatting Act. Royal Protection Racket officers caught them at it and told the Queen who went bananas. They will now be formally escorted off the premises...
Fuckingham Palace - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): "Eugenie is going to be helping young African gels who are a bit behind with their sex slavery aspirations," Sarah, Duchess of Pork told reporters today. "It's so frightfully important that young usel...
London - (Right Royal Carry-on Mess): House of Ratzinger wannabe seventh-in-line to the throne Princess Eugenie has been mugged in Harrabs department store it has been reported today. The nineteen year-old slapper was just fumbling in her purse f...
(London, England) - Caught frolicking naked on her college grounds, Britain's Princess Eugenie says she did it to connect with commoners and to "show off my naughty bits, of which I am quite proud."...
Whorse Guards Parade, London - (Spotty Ass Mess): Up and coming Hellfire Club tribute artiste Princess Eugenie has celebrated the Queen's Official Birthday Suit Parade with a naked split beaver fly-past photo-montage opportunity.
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