Hats off to newborns the world over who are staging protests (crying marathons in numerous hospital nurseries) this week against those ugly, tight, style-free hats pulled onto their heads shortly after birth. A Spoof reporter who talks baby talk interviewed a group of babies in a New York hospital to find out more about what's behind this hate-the-hat movement. "Those hats are just plain ugl...
HM Queen Elizabeth II has been ordered to muzzle her corgis in public places and has been summoned to appear at the Central London Magistrates Court, in order to answer a charge under the Dangerous Dogs Act. The move follows a vicious attack by tw...
Odds makers are having a bit of fun again his year prior to the kickoff for the Royal Ascot setting the odds on what the Princess Uglies, Beatrice and Eugenie can do for a 'topper' after the Royal Wedding great hat fiasco! Millinery Mavens say the...
Never squandering an opportunity to compete against each other in the world of high fashion, several women from the extended Royal Family and other distinguished guests are wearing edible hats for the Queen's Jubilee. One daring creation was a pro...
London - Roadkill millinery enthusiasts are having none of it, of course, but today's display of hideous royal headgear nearly cracked Outside Broadcasting camera lenses at the annual Whitehall memorial service. "At least Prince Andrew's gargoyle...
Her hats have always been striking. Especially lately, when she's had her hats refashioned to include a slot for her iPad. Palace insiders say that the Queen has been quite impressed with the interest generated by granddaughter Princess Beatric...
Andy Murray was extremely upset when he lost to Nadal and saw his dream slip away. When asked what he thinks happened he, apparently told reporters he had caught a glimpse of Pippa Middleton in the stands and had a hard time concentrating on the g...
Hot news from the UK this morning is that Princess Beatrice, the daughter of Sarah Ferguson and Prince Andrew, has a red hot crush on Hollywood heart throb, Robert Pattinson. And that she'd like nothing better than to star opposite him in a Twilig...
Cries of 'Shame', 'Scandal', 'Wanker' and even worse reverberated around Parliament today after Speaker John Bercow revealed to a shocked House that Suri Cruise had out bid his wife, Sally, for the coveted hat worn by Princess Beatrice at the Royal W...
A Buckingham Palace source has tonight confirmed that Princess Beatrice's £80,000 Loo Seat Hat has been stolen from the Tower of London. The hat had been residing there since its ebay bidding price hit £80,000. This is because it had become a n...
The bizarre hat worn by Princess Beatrice at the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton has been put online for auction. The highest bid currently stands at £18,500 and the auction runs until May 22nd. All proceeds will go to the charity...
Shortly after finding out they were to be 'cut loose' and expected to 'find their own way,' Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie have been signed to star in a new reality show on Al Gore's faltering TV network, CURRENT, hosted by Keith Olbermann. It wi...
The Queen's recent edict cutting off private security for the Princess Uglies, Beatrice and Eugenie, is causing rising angst to their beleaguered father, Duke of Yuk, who in desperation resorted to the help wanted ads seeking private protection for...
Following the furor over recent Millinery Mayhem exhibited at the Royal Wedding, the Queen has announced her disfavor by stripping 'personal protection' from the Princesses of Yuk, Beatrice and Eugenie, an act which is said will hamper their 'pub cra...
London - A Royal Protection Racket cops' straight flush has stripped useless royal slappers Beatrice and Eugenie. Prince Andrew's molls were caught 'frightening the whorses' and now see their 24/7 bodyguards axed in the austerity cuts. A radica...
Close friends of Royal Hat Maker Philip Treacy have tonight revealed that he has been admitted to hostpital suffering from embarrassment and guilt. Both of these conditions are said to have been caused by The Princess Beatrice Loo seat disaster.
London - The filthy little slutz will be evicted later this week under Section 666 of the Squatting Act. Royal Protection Racket officers caught them at it and told the Queen who went bananas. They will now be formally escorted off the premises...
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