GALVESTON - It is no secret that every cruise line company in the United States and the world is suffering due to the Coronavirus pandemic. And for that reason the Empress of The High Seas Cruise Line is making a tremendous once in a life time of...
Like most of your houses the Back and to the Left offices are freezing cold. With no windows and gas prices higher than our defence lawyer on day two of our fraud trial, it's a recipe for disaster or hypothermia whichever one claims us first. But help is on the way after British Gas said they would be cutting their prices by 5% and it is hoped that the other companies will follow suit. We spoke...
A new research study out today shows that the nations poor, as defined by poverty rates, are smoking more crack than ever now that legal pot prices are souring! "I can't even afford a roach now" said 22 year old stoner Cody Nevins. "Crack is by far t...
Inflation--the phenomenon that economists explain is the inexorable rise in prices that outpace our ability to purchase, doesn't seem to be a concern for central banks in general. Word on the street is that the official inflation doesn't match what i...
Warnings that ice cream prices were set to rocket have been blasted as a con trick by a local food expert. The ten per cent rise in the price of one of our favourite sweet treats is reported to be caused by a crisis in the global harvest of vanill...
The pub price for a pint of beer is to go up - again. Brewers say the increase, of around 10p a pint, is necessary because poor harvests have forced up the cost of malting barley. The price hike will bring the average price of a pint to £3.10p from t...
DEADVILLE, France (Rooters) - The Group of Eight leaders agreed on Friday that the global economic stench was becoming more "self-sustained," although lower clothing prices were 'hampering' further growth. In a communique to be issued at the end o...
CHICAGO - Speaking before an assembled group of news media the director of The United States National Passenger Aviation Alliance Sherman S. Turnbuckle, has stated that his agency has decided to raise ticket prices by 21 percent. Mr. Turnbuckle po...
I have a solution for the airlines and the soaring prices of fuel . . . go SOLAR!...
Today sees the launch of the new consumer watchdog Offrip, whose job it is to ensure people in Britain continue to pay extortionate prices for products sold much more cheaply abroad. Heading the new watchdog is Robin Meeblind, the man who invented...
Can you believe these gas price's for crying out loud i need a second job just to afford the gas to get to the first one!...
Delbert Freeley cannot help but laugh when he hears economists struggling to explain the complex forces that determine US gas prices. Mr. Freeley says the process that drives what Americans pay at the pump isn't really all that complicated. He shou...
Las Vegas-"This is one of the biggest new opportunities that I've seen in years," said Rico Imbroglione, when asked about the why and wherefore of the new "Oil Book" at Caesar's in Las Vegas. "This is how it works, my little inexperienced-in-the-way...
City of Commerce, CA - Discount retailer 99 Cent Only Stores announced today that effective immediately all products in all 194 of its stores will now be a $1.01. "Due to ever increasing manufacturing costs overseas we had no choice but to ra...
SUDAN/MASSACHUSETTS - It has been discovered that world prices for red ink and catsup have soared by 100% since the last quarter of 2003.
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