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Funny story: President Trump Denies That He Has a Sexually Transmitted Disease

President Trump Denies That He Has a Sexually Transmitted Disease

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – During a White House press conference, President Trump was asked by a reporter with iNews about the rumor that he has contracted a sexually transmitted disease. The President turned four shades of orange, and ang…

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Funny story: July Lockdown More Complicated Than Ever

July Lockdown More Complicated Than Ever

It's finally happened. The expectation that there would be a resurgence of the Covid-19 epidemic has begun, and Prime Minister Boris Johnson has appeared on lunchtime television to announce further confusion for the public. In his well-rehearsed s…

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Funny story: President Trump Asked What He Would Do If He Were To Catch The Coronavirus

President Trump Asked What He Would Do If He Were To Catch The Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump was asked at his daily Press Conference/Campaign Pep Rally about himself possibly getting the COVID-19 flu virus. The president instantly jumped on the reporter for asking him yet another ‘gotcha’ question. Th...

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Funny story: The New White House Press Secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, Said That She Will Never Lie – BOOM! Her First Sentence Is Her Very First Lie

The New White House Press Secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, Said That She Will Never Lie – BOOM! Her First Sentence Is Her Very First Lie

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Kayleigh McEnany, 32, held her very first press conference, and the new press secretary clearly showed the assembled reporters that she is going to soon become Sarah Huckabee Jr. Kay-Kay, as Anthony Scaramucci calls her, attende...

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Funny story: President Trump Vows to Stop Asking The Press Conference Reporters to Ask Him Questions

President Trump Vows to Stop Asking The Press Conference Reporters to Ask Him Questions

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said that she has never seen the president so upset, so angry, and so downright bat shit crazy as he’s been the past few days. The insider remarked that the president i...

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Funny story: A Leading Disinfectant Company Says Please, Please, Please Do Not Listen To President Trump

A Leading Disinfectant Company Says Please, Please, Please Do Not Listen To President Trump

CLEVELAND, Ohio – The Duchess Disinfecting Company has stated that their cleaning products are powerful cleaning disinfectants and they should never, ever be ingested orally or otherwise. The company’s Chief Director of Public Relations, Olivia Ti...

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Funny story: Nicolle Wallace Says She is Afraid That President Trump is Heading for a Nervous Breakdown

Nicolle Wallace Says She is Afraid That President Trump is Heading for a Nervous Breakdown

NEW YORK CITY - Nicolle Wallace served as communications director under President George W. Bush. The former staunch Republican woman says that she has had her fill of DJT, who she opines is 73 going on 3. Wallace, said that she is afraid that...

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Funny story: More and More Networks are Choosing Not to Telecast Trump’s Daily Pandemic/Campaign Rally Press Conferences

More and More Networks are Choosing Not to Telecast Trump’s Daily Pandemic/Campaign Rally Press Conferences

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Several more networks have now opted to no longer allow the president to use his daily Coronavirus press conferences as self-serving campaign pep rallies. CNN and MSNBC have now joined The New York World Register, The Hollywood...

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Funny story: Trump signs executive order re tumult and disrespect to The President

Trump signs executive order re tumult and disrespect to The President

In the wake of this week’s rowdy press conference, President Trump has signed his latest executive order. This directive indicates: “The President should have all the due respect and honor of a monarch, as in other countries such as England.” P...

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Funny story: Trump consulting on Dignity at The Press Conference following yesterday’s fiasco

Trump consulting on Dignity at The Press Conference following yesterday’s fiasco

Today President Trump has emerged several times from a private office at the White House to attend a water cooler nearby. He then returns to this office, and sounds through the door indicate energetic discussion plus (possibly) furniture thrown.

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Funny story: Trump’s brain removed in routine maintenance for lube and oil change plus size assessment

Trump’s brain removed in routine maintenance for lube and oil change plus size assessment

Mr. Trump is currently at rest in a dark room at The White House with a bandana across his eyes. A crack team of scientists from MIT has quickly removed his brain and will replace it (some say) with application of krazy glue. The President fore...

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Funny story: After Extreme Makeovers, Sean Spicer and Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Hold Press Briefings on Camera, with Sound

After Extreme Makeovers, Sean Spicer and Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Hold Press Briefings on Camera, with Sound

WASHINGTON, D. C.--President Donald Trump, who had formerly called his Press Secretary and Deputy Press Secretary "too fat and ugly" to appear on camera, has tweeted that both Sean Spicer and Sarah Huckabee Sanders will again, after the duo's extr...

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Funny story: Prominent 80's rappers hold press conference apologizing for early hits

Prominent 80's rappers hold press conference apologizing for early hits

[PP] -- Cool Man, Smooth G, and other prominent rappers of the 80's held a press conference apologizing for their early hits. "I am embarrassed that I took this stage name," said Cool Man. "We thought we were cool back in the day, but we were real...

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Funny story: REVEALED: documents in Trump's folders were NOT blank

REVEALED: documents in Trump's folders were NOT blank

Washington, D.C. - After Donald Trump's first press conference as President-elect, the contents of the folders lying on the table next to the lectern where Trump spoke sparked a lot of speculation in the press and on social media. Trump indicated tha...

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Funny story: Man Slips and Falls in Mud; Soils Pants

Man Slips and Falls in Mud; Soils Pants

Ernest Tierney of Levenworth, North Dakota had been tormented by his friends, family members and even strangers since the above headline appeared in the local newspaper. After suffering humiliation from friends, neighbors, strangers and even fami...

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Funny story: Head Of NRA Shoots Self Is In Hospital

Head Of NRA Shoots Self Is In Hospital

Pastor John Slaughter today was handed the NRA gavel to preside over the most powerful pro-gun lobby in the U.S. His sudden assent to be the gun group's top man was occasioned by former CEO, Wayne La Pisse, severely wounding himself through careless...

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Funny story: eBay Censors Trayvon Martin Auction, Angers Press

eBay Censors Trayvon Martin Auction, Angers Press

George Zimmerman just profited from the murder of Trayvon Martin by auctioning his "original" art for over $100,000, but the eBay online auction site decided to ban a progressive artist's attempts to raise money for the Trayvon Martin Foundation, bra...

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