Vermont senator and putative Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders was at a loss for “words” last night in this Midwestern Iowa hamlet of “Fly Over Country,” as reported by Dash Scribble, sometime stringer for the Des Moines Daily Manure Times. It...
Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has been photographed in a prolonged handshake with President Trump--followed by falling into a sand trap when the two played golf accompanied by an assortment of aides and press. Mr. Abe is not sure that the rec...
Dr. Ronald Speltzer, who is a world famous brain surgeon, said today that President-Elect Donald Trump has received a brain transplant. The surgery lasted 15 hours and twenty minutes. It was performed at the Mar-A-Lago Trump resort. The new brai...
[Associated Press, Washington, D.C.] FBI Director James Comey informed members of Congress this morning that he was expanding his investigation into e-mails, based on materials found on the laptop of disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner.
A leaked transcript of a White house meeting reveals plans to lure the country's Trump Voters to Florida on election day and wall them in to help ensure the peaceful transfer of power. Voice #1: "The traditional peaceful transfer of power after a...
Donald Trump will spare no tactic in presidential debate number two, October 9. This means up front and nasty--with Hillary's marriage to Bill. "Last time I was kind to her, very decent," Mr. Trump has said. "But no more. That's the way it is,...
The world of politics has been shaken, stirred, and flipped. Nothing close to today's events could have been imagined-never! For the first time in American history, Democrats and Republicans have agreed to merge political parties. Hillary C...
Donald Trump is not human. Proof has emerged that the creature known as The Donald actually is a failed experiment by North Korean scientists to develop an army of cyborgs. It all was part of a top secret North Korean plot to infiltra...
Donald Trump, at a hastily called news conference, today announced that he would no longer be a candidate for the GOP presidential nomination. In exiting, the billionaire builder explained, "I only ran for the nomination to have some fun and to pr...
Donald Trump's toupee has insisted in a recent press conference that Donald Trump is, in fact, a real person. 'Many people seem to think he's a comedy character or even a figment of their imagination' said the toupee, 'but he's actually real and...
Once again, Americans are treated to a display of obscene self-promotion of egomaniacal proportion only fusing the personalities of P.T. Barnum, Madonna, Kim Kardashian, Kim Jong Un, and Idi Amin Dada could match. "The Donald;" oh you remember him -...
Mindful of the uproar over his recent comment that Hillary Clinton may have suffered brain damage from a fall back in December, 2012, Karl Rove clarified his position yesterday. According to reps from his office he is merely worried--including con...
Billy Raymond of Studs, Georgia has been fired by the state government because he was reported as only doing his job in a half-ass way. Raymond was the second worker fired this week after Chester Moleturd became victim number one earlier. "Wa...
While American viewers tuned in to watch President Obama deliver the annual State of the Union message, many others were turning a deaf ear until given the opportunity to gorge themselves on the feast of "official responses" by the disloyal and deran...
Atlas News say they got a sneak peak of a new video from the group against the possible presidential candidate and that it is coming out with the highlights. It shows Christie pledging support for in-state tuition for undocumented students at the...
On Friday, the Republican National Commissars officially approved a resolution to ban 2016 Presidential Debate moderators employed by any media outlet that has been documented for the vigorous pursuit of truth, asking pertinent and relevant questions...
WASHINGTON, DC - "Let me tell you: the Irish know more than a useful thing or two about the infamous butt burp, and that's saying something!" said U.S. Vice-President Joe Biden while speaking from the podium in his eulogy to fallen MIT police off...
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