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Funny story: National Premature Ejaculation Day, What You Need to Know

National Premature Ejaculation Day, What You Need to Know

WEST CHESTER,PA—Good things come to those who wait and to those who can wait to come. Bad things, unfortunately, are the fate of the one in five men between the ages of eighteen and fifty-nine who suffer from the social scourge of premature ejaculati...

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Funny story: New Sex Drug Stops Premature Ejaculation

New Sex Drug Stops Premature Ejaculation

SAN ANTONIO - Johnson & Johnson, makers of No More Tears, electrified the proceedings of the American Urological Association here yesterday by announcing the development of a drug that stops premature ejaculation in its tracks. That drug, dapoxe...

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Funny story: Blues Singer Fired By His Own Wife, Who Then Leaves Him For New Employee

Blues Singer Fired By His Own Wife, Who Then Leaves Him For New Employee

Braxton, Mississippi - Henry Johnson Jr., a Mississippi Delta blues singer, was fired from his job at an auto tire shop by his own wife today, who then had sex with another man she hired to replace him. "The other man had no auto tire shop experie...

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Funny story: Obama Tells Grade School Students He Is Not A Tax and Spend Liberal

Obama Tells Grade School Students He Is Not A Tax and Spend Liberal

Charlottesville, NC- President Obama expressed amazement today that his political opponents sometimes call him a "tax and spend liberal." On a visit to an historically segregated, poor performing all black school, the President told students that h...

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Funny story: Having A Truly Gigantic Cock Correlates Strongly With Low Life Time Earnings, Study Finds

Having A Truly Gigantic Cock Correlates Strongly With Low Life Time Earnings, Study Finds

It turns out that having a massive penis is not the umitigated blessing most men aged 8 through 80 think it to be. Though it may boost mightily one's self-esteem, a recent research study says it can be quite hard on the pocketbook. In a paper tit...

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Funny story: The Sixty Second Sex Sensation!

The Sixty Second Sex Sensation!

"It all began one night about a couple years ago and we been fighting ever since", according to what a husband told police in Newark, New Jersey as they had to come to a residence for the third time in three nights. The officer who took care of a...

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Funny story: Wonder Drug Joy For Men

Wonder Drug Joy For Men

Great news for any man who's having performance problems in the bedroom. Reports from medical sources claim that a pill that will triple the length of time a man can last in bed is about to be launched. Premature ejaculation (which is believed...

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Funny story: Eric Pickles Cures Sexual Disfunction

Eric Pickles Cures Sexual Disfunction

London, UK: British government minister Eric Pickles has been credited with ending the condition of premature ejaculation. Sexual Health practitioner Dr Melanie Cole explains "For the last two months we have been recommending that sufferers of the...

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Funny story: Premature Ejaculation Remedy Hits U.K. Shelves Ahead of Schedule

Premature Ejaculation Remedy Hits U.K. Shelves Ahead of Schedule

LONDON, U.K. - The United Kingdom never had a chance to brace itself for the early release of a new pill designed to prevent premature ejaculation. Medical trials, conducted to prove that just one tablet of the drug Penirgy can make men last up to...

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Funny story: Johnny Come Lately Came Early

Johnny Come Lately Came Early

Local man, Johnny DeLaid, who has the unenviable reputation for being late for everything, shocked dinner party hosts Bert and Ivy Gladioli by showing up three hours early. Too polite to tell Johnny to come back later, the suburban couple invited...

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Funny story: New "Sex Spray" is a boner of contention among its husband and wife inventors

New "Sex Spray" is a boner of contention among its husband and wife inventors

Belfast, Ireland - A husband and wife scientific team is credited for the development of a "sex spray" after suffering from the condition of premature ejaculation firsthand themselves. Despite their successful joint collaboration on the project, howe...

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