Hope has just arrived for trans people or anyone who is well-hated by today’s standards. Not to worry, sir or madam, but you will one day be loved. Just look at the new British 50 pound note! Alan Turing was forced to have chemical castration inst…
Named in honour of the Irish Punt, which sank without trace following Ireland's entry into the Euro exchange rate mechanism, a new chain of pound shops -"Puntland" - will be opening all over Ireland within months. However, Puntland will be very di...
With G4S's massive shortfall in security personnel for the Olympics, pound shops up and down the nation have given permission for their security guards to step in and fill the breach. "They're very good," said Quid Pro Quo owner, Jeremy Stirling.
Following newspaper reports that food items that had been nibbled by mice and had been re-packaged and sold on to the public by the poundshop in the tiny village of Mousehole in Cornwall was in shock today over the arrest of two of its most popular r...
The assisted dying clinic Deathlab has teamed up with Sound As A Pound, the high street budget supermarket to provide Euthanasia on a budget. "One of the main objections to euthanasia in the past," said Deathlab chairperson, Sue Aside, "is the cos...
Due to rising inflation, "It's A Pound" shops throughout the UK are having to consider major changes to their business. There are many different chains of "It's A Pound" shops, including the original "It's A Pound", "I Can't Believe This Only Cost...
Classified documents which were leaked to the scientific community this week contain the alarming revelation that alien visitors have been making covert raids on pound shops across the length and breadth of Britain. Apparently the aliens are sucke...
Manchester United have announced, this morning, that troubled US insurer AIG will not be renewing its shirt sponsorship deal that expires in May 2010, and the club have, therefore, signed a new deal with thrifty retailer, Poundland. The £14millio...
Following the collapse of several leading retail outlets recently, the humble pound shop is all set to dominate UK High Streets. Shares in pound shops were holding steady at a pound on the FTSE yesterday, a price which hasn't changed much since th...
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