In the face of accelerating climate chaos, threatened raids on undocumented immigrants and their families, and incessant presidential tweets reminding them of the maturity level of the person leading their nation, many Americans say that they are eag...
Medical Doctors are reporting a huge upsurge in active service personnel seeking psychological treatment for PTSSD (Post Trump Speech Stress Disorder) after Trump.com™ Thanksgiving Speech for the Troops. Doctors say they have not seen a sur...
Livingston, NJ - On Tuesday, infamous New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, finally announced to America that he will indeed be running for the highest office in the land - and he did it underneath the football goal that was once the site of the bigge...
Rumors have recently been circulating as to the odd appearance by Eddie Murphy at the Saturday Night Live 40 year anniversary show. An employee at NBC has leaked information that may shed some light on the situation. It seems that Murphy suffers f...
Fourteen undergraduates from a college in New York U.S. are currently getting psychological counselling after a return visit from France. The students were hand picked to travel to the Ecole des Roches in Normandy France, for six weeks, in order to l...
Former Vice-President Dick Cheney, who convinced George W. Bush to engage in the U.S. invasion of Iraq, today defended himself on "Meet The Press." "Sure a million or so of people were killed and we lost about $3 Trillion but we won the battle for...
When Joseph Brittingham was attacked and beaten by armed robbers in his Upper West Side apartment late one Saturday night in November of 2008, he sustained multiple concussions so severe that it was questionable whether he'd even survive, let alone regain his previous mental and physical abilities. After over two years of intensive care and ongoing, excruciating physical rehabilitation, Joseph...
Already, one of the Chilean miners has started to show signs and symptoms of severe PTSD. Within hours of being brought to the surface, Senor Pablo Houdini was experiencing cold sweats, tremors in his hands and an overwhelming sense of fear and anxie...
Dr. Iam Maddenoff has completed his research on the affects of winter storms in the Mid-Atlantic states. From his study on six drunk men, and one really rabby woman with PMS, he has determined that the amount of snowfall in a two day period corre...
The computer gaming community has been shaken by the news that some of its champion gamesters are suffering from Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder. This syndrome, more commonly suffered by real soldiers having participated in real wars has now been a...
POW Repub candie John McCain had a post traumatic shock disorder flashback during a campaign stump speech. McCain addressed the nation as my fellow prisoners. He went on to attack the slope-headed savages imprisoning his captured comrades. In a...
Deep in debt, Bush admin has been cutting costs like Edward Scissorhands, the hedge fund manager! War vets have not been spared the trimming as Bush opposes the new GI bill and shortchanges veterans' mental health coverage.
Implemented in 1992 to accomodate soldiers complaining of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, the Army's Relaxing Environmental Visualization (REV) program proved effective at reducing the horrible flashbacks and other symptoms.
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