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Funny story: Muslim Prostitute Arrested In West Yorkshire Town

Muslim Prostitute Arrested In West Yorkshire Town

Police in West Yorkshire who arrested a Muslim woman on charges of prostitution after she was seen loitering on a street corner dressed in seductive Muslim-style garb, had to call for specialist lifting equipment when the woman steadfastly refused to...

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Funny story: Spotty UK kids believe postboxes are red rubbish bins

Spotty UK kids believe postboxes are red rubbish bins

Post Office workers are sure that today's kids do not know how to use their postboxes correctly, chiefly because they don't know what a letter is. "Writing on paper is Jurassic!" Claimed a bunch of spotty school kids munching bags of 'Lineker' (na...

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Funny story: US Post Office to Start Charging for Email

US Post Office to Start Charging for Email

Washington, DC - The US Post Office will begin to charge for electronic mail. The Post Office has suffered from declining revenue over many years due to the increased use of emails and texts. According to the US Postmaster, "Something has to give."...

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Funny story: Post Office Issues First Marijuana Stamp -- But It's Made In China

Post Office Issues First Marijuana Stamp -- But It's Made In China

Stoners and collectors stood in line at post offices around the country to buy the first Marijuana themed postage stamps produced by the USPS. The retro designs are printed on hemp paper with the old style adhesive that you can lick or moisten to...

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Funny story: Turkeys Fitted With Self Delivery GPS Guidance

Turkeys Fitted With Self Delivery GPS Guidance

The rivalry between established mail delivery departments such as the U.K. Post Office and Amazon etc. has been further complicated by the growing number of items being dropped at home adresses by drones and automated model delivery robots, but now...

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Funny story: Thief in red van steals letters from post boxes

Thief in red van steals letters from post boxes

POLICE have launched a man-hunt following the theft of letters and parcels from postal Pillar Boxes across the UK. Members of the public reported to Police a red van drawing up at double yellow lines, shortly vacated by a blue-capped man in his 40...

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Funny story: Pagan Baby Finally Arrives Forty Two Years late

Pagan Baby Finally Arrives Forty Two Years late

When Miriam Moeller slipped a dollar and forty cents into an envelope in her fourth grade Catholic school classroom during a "Pagan Baby Campaign",she fully expected to get a pagan baby in return. She dutifully kept vigil by her mailbox for days. Day...

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Funny story: The U.S. Post Office and McDonald's Join Hands

The U.S. Post Office and McDonald's Join Hands

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Post Office Department has just announced that they have worked out a deal with the number one fast food franchise in the world; McDonald's. The USPO in an effort to bring in more revenue has agreed to put a Mc...

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Funny story: Postal Service To Feature Celebrities, Some Notorious, On Stamps To Raise Money

Postal Service To Feature Celebrities, Some Notorious, On Stamps To Raise Money

After announcing its default of $5.6 billion on payments for health benefits for retired personnel, the United States Postal Service is in the process of coming up with a variety of ways to raise money to keep the pension fund and the postal service...

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Funny story: One Direction bus causes Right nightmare

One Direction bus causes Right nightmare

Teen heartthrobs One Direction's future looks uncertain as they remain stuck on their tour bus in Thirsk, North Yorkshire. They have been trapped in the town since Thursday afternoon, when the driver was unable to negotiate his way out of the central...

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Funny story: The U.S. Post Office Is Having To Resort To Nudity

The U.S. Post Office Is Having To Resort To Nudity

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Postal Service has found itself in the worse financial situation in history. According to official U.S. Government data reports, the USPS lost an amazingly unbelievable total of $5.2 billion during the third qu...

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Funny story: Mysterious Post Office Rammings In Florida- Caused By Al Queda Or Alzheimers?

Mysterious Post Office Rammings In Florida- Caused By Al Queda Or Alzheimers?

The Florida Postal Service has made an unusual request of their local patronage- to stop running into their Post Offices with their autos (see Yahoo News). There have recently been eight crashes supposedly due to 'old timers' tapping the gas pedal in...

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Funny story: Massive Increase in UK Postal Charges Looms: Buy Stamps Now

Massive Increase in UK Postal Charges Looms: Buy Stamps Now

An announcement about a huge hike in the cost of posting a letter seems imminent, with charges for a second class letter going up to around 55 pence and first class possibly exceeding 70 pence. This will see postal charges going up by more than 50%.

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Funny story: Attempted Armed Robbery At Little Divot Post Office

Attempted Armed Robbery At Little Divot Post Office

The crime epidemic that has hit the once sleepy village of Little Divot reached a disturbing level yesterday after an armed man attempted to rob the local post office. Villagers were left stunned recently after half an ounce of weed and three cann...

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Funny story: Post Office Unveils New Stamp

Post Office Unveils New Stamp

Lansdowne on the Potomac-The United States Postal Service has unveiled a new stamp designed to placate customers and save the service both time and money. The new "Whatever" Stamp guarantees that your letter or parcel may or may not be delivered some...

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Funny story: Postmen welcome new law on dogs

Postmen welcome new law on dogs

Proposed changes in private property laws relating to dogs could make a postman's job a lot safer. Private property laws currently allow dogs to attack intruders, even if they're just delivering mail. "It's our 'privates' we're worried about,"...

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Funny story: £10bn Irish bank scam 'targetted 2.2 million UK Post Office accounts'

£10bn Irish bank scam 'targetted 2.2 million UK Post Office accounts'

Ballybollox, Eire - An ingenious scam by a dodgy Irish bank was revealed today at a whistleblower's industrial tribunal hearing. Shergar Bank & Truss Corp is accused of forming a joint venture bank with the UK Post Office whose 2.2 million acc...

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