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Funny story: Porn Star Army Inspired by Warrior Stormy

Porn Star Army Inspired by Warrior Stormy

Now with a porn star taking down a president (ah, that old Harlequin Romance, that old soap opera, that old cliché) other porn stars want in on the deal. Once, porn stars (females anyway, maybe the guys too – straight, not gay … gay has always bee…

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Funny story: You Better Have The Meat, Baby

You Better Have The Meat, Baby

With Stormy Daniels’ impending victory over the Evil Orange (sounds like a new Marvel movie! Or at least a comic book with a limited run) … other porn stars are getting off their backs and standing up to fight other assholes in their industry and oth…

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Funny story: One of America's Most Popular Porn Stars Is Running For Governor of Georgia

One of America's Most Popular Porn Stars Is Running For Governor of Georgia

ATLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - The Pyramid Hotel and Gambling Casino in Las Vegas first introduced porn star Moxie Windwater to the Vegas casino goers a year ago on Valentines Day. And Moxie quicky became a favorite at the roulette wheel table…

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Funny story: Avatar 3 Leaked — The Na'vi Take New York

Avatar 3 Leaked — The Na'vi Take New York

Los Angeles - A fake journalist for the Hollywood gossip website, The Celebrity Teabagger claims to know several details about Avatar 3, including some shocking details that might put its PG rating in peril. The journalist won't say her source, bu…

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Funny story: The Nation's Number One Gorgeously Sexy Porn Star Tells Donald Trump To Go Fuck Himself

The Nation's Number One Gorgeously Sexy Porn Star Tells Donald Trump To Go Fuck Himself

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Pretzel Garibaldi has become the number one porn star in America. And the stunningly sexy, and gorgeously beautiful actress just keeps on getting more and more popular, and not just with the viewing porn public, whi…

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Funny story: The Future of American Politics is Porn and Pimps

The Future of American Politics is Porn and Pimps

Stormy Daniels says she’ll sleep with whoever is the next president, even if he’s already married. If it’s a woman prez? Not a problem, Stormy has done tons of lesbian porn, and loves it all! She wants to be First Lady. Stormy said, in an intervie…

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Funny story: Meghan Had An Affair and the Queen Is Not Amused

Meghan Had An Affair and the Queen Is Not Amused

Hollywood sources have reported that Meghan Markel has had an affair on Harry – with a black guy! And boy was he hung! Since abortions are no longer legal in America, she has to keep the baby, which is bad news for the House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.

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Funny story: Britney Heading to Porn Country?

Britney Heading to Porn Country?

Britney Spears has recently released several nude photos of herself on Instagram, though many of her fans are asking her to stop … just please stop. Britney is no longer a huge star playing sold-out concerts around the world. She wants her old lif…

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Funny story: Naked Man Arrested for non-compliance with TSA Guidelines; claims it was just a misunderstanding

Naked Man Arrested for non-compliance with TSA Guidelines; claims it was just a misunderstanding

The Hennepin County Attorney’s Office in Minnesota yesterday filed a complaint against Frank Towers, 44, after the man initiated an altercation with TSA employees. Investigators say the incident happened at the skyway checkpoint early last Friday mo…

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Funny story: A West Hollywood Porn Star Reveals That President Trump Wanted to Diddle Her

A West Hollywood Porn Star Reveals That President Trump Wanted to Diddle Her

WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Left Coast Mirror Magazine intimated that a well-known entertainment industry porn star has an audio recording of President Trump trying to procure her for a naughty procurement [i.e. diddling]. The stunningly sexy…

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Funny story: Popular Porn Star Ariana Marie Has Decided To Run For Governor of Texas

Popular Porn Star Ariana Marie Has Decided To Run For Governor of Texas

DALLAS – (Satire News) - One of the pornographic world's most popular actresses has decided that she is throwing her 38-DD bra into the ring. Ariana Marie has starred in such epic porn movies as “Gang Bangin' Up In Bangor”, “The Bikini Line Tattoo…

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Funny story: Coronavirus threatens granny porn industry

Coronavirus threatens granny porn industry

For years, twisted perverts have pleasured themselves over classic geriatric porn with titles such as "Wrinkly Tits", "Dry, Dry Vages", and "Gravedodgers on Viagra". Yet now, the entire industry has shut down, as its stars are dropping like flies fro...

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Funny story: Eugenie Bouchard at Pecker Island forgot her tennis racket

Eugenie Bouchard at Pecker Island forgot her tennis racket

Renowned blond tennis star, Eugenie Bouchard, is completely enjoying the sun and breezes at Richard Branson’s Necker Island. Currently underway, there is what is known as “the world’s sexiest tennis tournament.” On her second day on the island,...

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Funny story: Bozo Johnson to Get Divorced After Stormy Daniels Affair

Bozo Johnson to Get Divorced After Stormy Daniels Affair

Failed ex-foreign secretary Bozo Johnson and his wife Marina Wheeler have confirmed they have separated after newspaper allegations of Mr Johnson having had another extra-marital affair, this time with American porn star Stormy Daniels. In a joint...

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Funny story: It's Back! The Monobrow Leaves Men Gasping for it and more...

It's Back! The Monobrow Leaves Men Gasping for it and more...

Comely adult film star Felicity Fellatio admitted today that following rave reviews for her new look, she no longer resorted to electrolysis, plucking, shaving, creams or any form of depilation and claimed that men are loving it. Felicity spoke ex...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Announces Grand Opening of Las Vegas "PornoLand"

Donald Trump Announces Grand Opening of Las Vegas "PornoLand"

Come one, come all. In a recent press conference, Donald Trump unveiled a major accomplishment that only a select few people knew about: an entirely adult-oriented and adult-themed amusement park on the outskirts of Las Vegas, NV. This reporter h...

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Funny story: Peter Pan Turns Out To be A Whore

Peter Pan Turns Out To be A Whore

In mythology, the god Pan was a fertility god, most often represented as a satyr, that sexually insatiable beast of the forest. Another aspect of Pan is that of the Horned God. He was often associated with and identified with Satan. But today, "...

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