Showing:

Funny satire stories about plane crash

Try another search?

Funny story: Following Airline Tragedy, Red Bull Will No Longer Give You Wings

Following Airline Tragedy, Red Bull Will No Longer Give You Wings

The National Transportation Safety Board reached the conclusion of their investigation of flight 267 today, reporting that the aircraft’s left engine had suffered a catastrophic failure after a 6’2, 34-year-old man with wings crossed the plane’s flig…

Read full story
Funny story: Relief as plane lands safely - Mostly due to the efforts of the "Carry On Jihad" team

Relief as plane lands safely - Mostly due to the efforts of the "Carry On Jihad" team

There was huge relief last night when it was revealed that a plane had landed safely despite FIVE seperate plots to bring it down. Flight MH 666 touched down safely in Dubai against incredible odds, and only because of some of the most inept attempts...

Read full story
Funny story: Susan Rice Sent to Russia to Assist Putin in Cover-Up of Malaysian Airline Disaster

Susan Rice Sent to Russia to Assist Putin in Cover-Up of Malaysian Airline Disaster

Washington D.C. - Ambassador to the United Nations, Susan Rice, has been dispatched to Russia by President Obama to assist President Putin in his cover-up attempt to hide the damage his soldiers did when they murdered nearly 300 innocent people a...

Read full story
Funny story: Automated Announcement Wrongly Told Passengers Their Plane Was About To Crash!

Automated Announcement Wrongly Told Passengers Their Plane Was About To Crash!

A six month trial period by one of Britain's major airlines, using only pre-recorded automated announcements to their passengers during their flights led to passenger terror recently when a stewardess on a flight from Miami to Heathrow pressed the wr...

Read full story
Funny story: Southwest's "Breached Hull In Aircraft Discount Program" Put On Hold

Southwest's "Breached Hull In Aircraft Discount Program" Put On Hold

Southwest Airlines --the air travelers's absolute last resort-- whose Scratch-and-Dent / Breached Hull Aircraft Discount Program drew tens of new customers to the company, has been told to discontinue the program after a flight made an emergency lan...

Read full story
Funny story: UKIP If You Want To, But I've Got To Land The Plane!

UKIP If You Want To, But I've Got To Land The Plane!

Nick Farage attempted the first Kamikaze attack on a UK polling station earlier today. Sadly his attempt met with failure and he is recovering in hospital. Farage had planned to take out all the people who were not voting for him in his Buckingha...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more