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Funny story: Only Time Americans Believe Everything Is Going to Be All Right Is When They Hear It in a Song

Only Time Americans Believe Everything Is Going to Be All Right Is When They Hear It in a Song

With cynicism and disillusionment increasingly pervading the American consciousness thanks to shifty politicians, racial divisiveness, spiraling gun violence, and ever more dire reports about climate change, Americans are having a harder time than ev...

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Funny story: Young Woman miraculously ignores her Beauty and studies Philosophy

Young Woman miraculously ignores her Beauty and studies Philosophy

PITTSBURGH--Lisa Prettysweet, an achingly beautiful 26-year old, stunned her family and friends by showing the slightest interest in philosophy. Predictably, her reading of philosophy has made her more skeptical, pessimistic, and cynical and her pare...

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Funny story: Surrealism is the new realism

Surrealism is the new realism

They say there are three kinds of people. They also say there are five kinds of people, two kinds of people, ten kinds of people and pi kinds of people; there are actually seven billion kinds of people. The latest output from the bakery attached to t...

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Funny story: Debunking Santa - A pessimist's view on Christmas

Debunking Santa - A pessimist's view on Christmas

It's that time of the year again folks; the succulent juicing of the Western economy by the hand of business clad, cigar-chomping corporatists, throwing bones of greed and envy as the masses flock in typical fashion to the corporate parlors, in search of their annual fix. Their children, indoctrinated from an early age to buy into the idea of an obese, sherry-goggled, borderline paedophiliac,...

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