London - Her mother Paula Yates famously died from a heroin overdose aged just 41 shortly after her lover, INXS musician Michael Hutchence, was found auto erotically asphyxiated in an Australian hotel room. Tonight reports from London-based NewsCo...
London, UK - Bob Geldof's 20-something daughter has been branded a bonkers zombie addict of lethal Mexican Prickly Pear juice after tweeting some names in Lostprophets frontman Ian Watkins' paedo crimes trial in London this week. Tabloid hacks r...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand is one indivudual who can sometimes be very hard to figure out. Many of his closest friends say that they have stopped trying years ago. He noted that the one time that he actually felt kind of grounded was when h...
London - A daft trend started by Gwynnie Paltrow naming her daughter Apple now sees newly pregnant Peaches Geldof pick a fruity name for her firstborn, due this August. Publicists for the be-tattooed peroxide vamp said today she and her fiance, S.
The strange marks on Peaches Geldof's arm are in the language of Amazonian tribesmen who hate Mondays. Peaches knew when she met them that her Dad's one and only hit should be commemorated on her arm. Peaches is known to be ripe for the pickin...
In a major interview in a major newspaper today, it was revealed that the entire works of William Shakespeare were actually ghost written by philanthropist, socialite and Dean of the Faculty of Make Up, Lipstick and over-priced Fashion at University...
Troubled Peaches has been dropped by her agent who said that they had parted company on the 18th March and felt they could no longer 'work with her'. This comes as a surprise after they have stuck by her through 'thick and thin' even when there we...
London - Is the 'Feels Dog Cheap' name rearrangement at the core of Peaches' attraction to petty shoplifting? Ms Geldof's PR was staying schtum today as Red Tops poured scorn over the latest 'misunderstanding' over a £70 dress than vanished from a...
Much excitement today at the Dungeons Of London horror/wax museum as Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty, and 'not sure exactly what it is I do for a living, but Saint Bob's me dad' star Peaches Geldof unveiled waxwork likenesses of themselves this mo...
Global model and international socialite Peaches Geldof, 15, the daughter of gnarled curmudgeon and professional beggar Bob Geldof, 98, has become an organ donor, a source close to unemployment revealed to the Daily Figment, yesterday, writes Bertram...
LOS ANGELES - The weather was great. The food was good. And the young starlets and singers were prancin', dancin', and romancin' all over the effen place. Beyonce and her man Jay-Z were on stage singing and acting like they literally owned the pla...
Michelle Mone the moaning boring bra selling bitch has had a bust up with Peaches Geldof in which Mone told Geldof to Feck Off. Geldof had been hired to promote Mone's underwear company Ultimo, and its underwear range but after Mone discovered th...
LONDON - Alex and Katie have invited Peaches Geldof to vacation with them down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, so that she can get away from all of the negativity she has experienced lately. Alex said that he has known Peaches ever since she was just a...
LONDON - The Unified Lingerie Company has parted ways with their top model wayward socialite Peaches Geldof. Company spokesperson Elaine Ellen Hazelham, 57, said that the recent photographs in which Peaches was shown in various stages of hugging,...
LOS ANGELES - Peaches Geldof daughter of Live-Aid organizer and founder Bob Geldof has apparently gotten mixed up with the wrong crowd. Word from a close friend is that 21-year-old Peaches has chosen to run with some mighty big dogs including an u...
Los Angeles - (YouBoob!): Are they 'swallows' or love birds tattooed on her curvy bikini line? And is the Small Ones R So Juicy! needle artwork a reference to her fruity name or the naked bouncing breasts that Peaches Geldof is flashing in the ex...
Peaches Geldof, the 21 year old daughter of Saint Bob Geldof of Live Aid was furious this morning after a series of photos appeared on the internet, purporting to depict a naked booze and heroin fuelled one night stand warmed up with viagra and polis...
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