PORTLAND, Oregon β (Satire News) β A group of protesters calling themselves the Anti-Trump Soldiers of Saturn have destroyed several statues in downtown Portland. The Portland Police Department reported that the group of angry individuals toppled…
History tells us that the first American whistleblower was Paul Revere, on horseback, in the middle of the night, carrying a lantern, and warning, βThe British are coming.β And thank goodness for whistleblower Paul Revere, otherwise Americans migh...
SACRAMENTO, California - Sarah Palin took a little break from her Nationwide Bus Tour to visit Sacramento, California. The woman who never met a geographical question that she could not answer incorrectly told a reporter for The Cucamonga Chit Cha...
Trapped again in the pesky media headlights during her bus tour of historical landmarks, Sarah Palin was asked another tricky, complex, gotcha question by a member of that lame brain media: "Who was Paul Revere?" Levi Johnston, unmarried father of...
Once upon a time, book censorship standards were strict, and authors had to watch their plots and their language. Not anymore. That's why the latest trend is the forthcoming publication of ebook "restored" versions of print works from the 50s and...
Thomas Jefferson George Revere, widely known but not necessarily respected for being the great, great, great, great grandson of noted Revolutionary War figure Paul Revere, continues to warn residents of Boston proper about the never ending invasion o...
The Spoof has discovered what has kept Paula Abdul distracted for months. Turns out she's a descendant of Paul Revere and has been doing late-night "The British are coming" rides on horseback through the streets of Greenwich Village in...
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