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Funny story: The Meat Of The Tale

The Meat Of The Tale

A notorious Carlisle steak thief has finally being apprehended after police used “baited meat” to lure him into a Londis in rural Cumbria. Thief, David Pattison, who looks like the back of a spoon had a baby with the Goblin King from Labyrinth, was...

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Funny story: President Trump Presented With Panda From Xi Jinping

President Trump Presented With Panda From Xi Jinping

In a show of genuine heartfelt friendship, and to show that his relationship with the US really matters, the Chinese leader, Xi Jinping, has sent a gift of a giant panda to President Trump. The panda arrived in a crate unloaded from a Chinese junk...

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Funny story: Pandas Ready To Step In If Chinese Human Population Is Wiped Out

Pandas Ready To Step In If Chinese Human Population Is Wiped Out

As China teeters on the cusp of a possible 'second wave' of the Coronavirus, it's been broadcast all over social media that, if the human population of the country is wiped out, pandas are ready to step in and take control. An expert on pandas sa...

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Funny story: President Trump Says Pandas Are Responsible For Covid-19

President Trump Says Pandas Are Responsible For Covid-19

President Donald Trump put another spanner in the spokes of already-frail US/China relations this morning, when he blamed the Coronavirus outbreak on the pandas at Beijing Zoo. The zoo has nineteen pandas, and, as a treasured specie, they are kept...

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Funny story: Pandas Removed from Endangered List and Placed on Menu

Pandas Removed from Endangered List and Placed on Menu

With all the new cuddly pandas springing up in zoos and in the wild, people are wondering what they taste like. So at the Duon Gevafuk restaurant in Mainland China, they have begun conjuring recipes and sauces to commemorate this special occasion.

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Funny story: BOY Pandas Think Pink, Turn Out To Be GIRLS

BOY Pandas Think Pink, Turn Out To Be GIRLS

"Thank Heaven for Little Girls," Maurice Chevalier sang in the background recently when it was announced at Zoo Atlanta that the panda twins born in July, once thought to be male, are female. Blimey! As reported in Oh, boy! Atlanta zoo finds ou...

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Funny story: Pandas escape from Glasgow Zoo and go on a rampage

Pandas escape from Glasgow Zoo and go on a rampage

Residents in Glasgow have been warned to be on the look out for the two Chinese Pandas that have been loaned to Glasgow Zoo in order for them to mate and produce baby pandas. According to the zoo owners, the pandas escaped their enclosure and are on...

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Funny story: British Royals Cheer the Newly Arrived Pandas, Thank goodness for New Blood

British Royals Cheer the Newly Arrived Pandas, Thank goodness for New Blood

For those of us who are tired of the inbred blue-blood look that kind of reminds those of us on the other side of the pond of a Deliverance movie with robes and crowns, which kind of might be the same as a New Orleans French Quarter party, we all wel...

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