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Funny story: United Sack deadwood, Solskjaer, and Replace Him With a deadwood Zombie, not a Tosser!

United Sack deadwood, Solskjaer, and Replace Him With a deadwood Zombie, not a Tosser!

After yesterday's disgraceful capitulation against their 'Bitter' rivals in the ancient city of Manchester, the red side of the city, managed by a 'walking the dead Norwegian Wood-Head', have decided to replace him with yet another piece of Dead-Wood…

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Funny story: Manchester United Sign A Cripple

Manchester United Sign A Cripple

Old Trafford has been hailed as the new Mecca for worship due to its healing powers. A Falkirk man, named Robbie Banks has claimed his family has spent hundreds of thousands of pounds sending him on religious healing pilgrimages to cure his disabilit…

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Funny story: Manchester United, driven by a 'Norwegian Wood-Head' hits a Scandinavian Iceberg!

Manchester United, driven by a 'Norwegian Wood-Head' hits a Scandinavian Iceberg!

A Nr7 shirt claimed to be the 'Messiah' for an ailing, once global dominant footy team situated in Manchester, and this team, which is certainly not 'United' is failing to 'part the waves!' The Footy Gods obviously prefer light-blue skies, and not re…

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Funny story: When is a 'Hand' not a 'Hand?' Ole Solskjaer questioned!

When is a 'Hand' not a 'Hand?' Ole Solskjaer questioned!

(NOT EDITED) The definition of a hand not being in a natural position during a game of footy is obviously quite difficult to determine according to footy referees and their VAR assistants. Manchester United's Norwegian manager has told English foo…

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Issues Apology To Fans

Manchester United Boss Issues Apology To Fans

After last Wednesday's humiliating home defeat at the hands of the Premier League's basement club, Sheffield United, Manchester United boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has made a heartfelt statement to the club's fans, officially apologising for his team's…

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Funny story: Ole Solskjaer mistook Leipzig for Dresden! He thought he could 'bomb' the place!

Ole Solskjaer mistook Leipzig for Dresden! He thought he could 'bomb' the place!

(NOT EDITED) Last night Manchester United's manager failed to inspire his 'troops' into immediate action, so Jaggedone and his CIA (cockroach Infiltration Army) have recorded Ole's epic pre-match talk before the awful, soggy-fish encounter. The re…

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Funny story: Ole Solskjaer rant has no foundation! Ask sore-arse Tour de France bikers!

Ole Solskjaer rant has no foundation! Ask sore-arse Tour de France bikers!

(NOT EDITED) Manchester United footy players are over-paid, pampered, spoilt sportsmen, who live in a 'bubble' that other sportsmen and sportswomen can only dream of. However, their manager, a Norwegian would, if he could, is of the opinion his boys…

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Now Valued At Only £80

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Now Valued At Only £80

The Premer League season may only have kicked off three weeks ago, but after a disastrous weekend for Manchester United, when they were humbled 6-1 by Tottenham Hotspur at Old Trafford, fans are keen to offload 'liability' central defender and captai…

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Funny story: Manchester United Fans' Booing Could Be Heard At Old Trafford

Manchester United Fans' Booing Could Be Heard At Old Trafford

It was a case of 'more of the same' for disgruntled Manchester United fans yesterday, as Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's men kicked off the season in the worst possible way with a 3-1 home drubbing by unfancied Crystal Palace at Old Trafford. And the tortu…

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Funny story: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer not joining Pep and Messi in Rome, he's going back to Oslo to ask Thor how to win things!

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer not joining Pep and Messi in Rome, he's going back to Oslo to ask Thor how to win things!

(UNEDITED) A strange sickness has appeared over Manchester, UK, not the pandemic though. It seems like footy Gods hate the rain, cold and clouds smothering the place and prefer sunnier climates. Pep Guardiola, has taken the decision to abandon his du…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire’s Paper Mache Statue Toppled And Burned By Angry Fans

Harry Maguire’s Paper Mache Statue Toppled And Burned By Angry Fans

BILLINGSGATE POST: What Ole Gunnar Solskjaer said about the toppling of the iconic paper mache statue of Harry Maguire, which had stood outside the confines of Old Trafford since the lockdown, sadly manifested the disappointment for both the travail...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Harry Maguire Says Lockdown Should Be Optional

Manchester United: Harry Maguire Says Lockdown Should Be Optional

Seven weeks into the Coronavirus lockdown, and Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has finally spoken out on the plight of the British public as they writhe and squirm in their homes, fidgeting to get out and into the pubs, shopping centres and...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Concedes His Team Cannot Win PL Title

Manchester United: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Concedes His Team Cannot Win PL Title

Manchester United manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, has spoken to reporters about the disappointment he experienced this morning, when he went downstairs to make his breakfast, picked up a newspaper to read the football pages, and realised that his team...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Turn Out For Local Sunday League Team On Sunday Morning

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Turn Out For Local Sunday League Team On Sunday Morning

Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, is in hot water with team coach, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, this morning, after he let it be known that he plans to turn out for a local Sunday League team at the weekend. Maguire, 26, incurred the Norwegian's...

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Funny story: Manchester United In Talks With Eric Cantona

Manchester United In Talks With Eric Cantona

There were raised eyebrows all over the northwest this morning, as news began to filter through to the grey and grimy slums, cobbled streets, and endless ramshackle 2-up-2-down back-to-back terraced houses, that the world's favourite football team, M...

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Funny story: Manchester United In Call For Season To End Early Due To 'Coronavirus Worry'

Manchester United In Call For Season To End Early Due To 'Coronavirus Worry'

Sensational news coming out of Old Trafford this morning, after it was revealed that Manchester United players have told the club they are anxious for their match against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge on 17 February to be called off due to worries over...

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Funny story: Manchester United Sign Several Players Late On Transfer Deadline Day

Manchester United Sign Several Players Late On Transfer Deadline Day

Manchester United flexed their not inconsiderable financial muscles last night, just minutes before the deadline on the transfer market window, securing the signatures of a host of footballing superstars, none of whom I have ever heard of. The fir...

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