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Funny story: Harry Maguire’s Paper Mache Statue Toppled And Burned By Angry Fans

Harry Maguire’s Paper Mache Statue Toppled And Burned By Angry Fans

BILLINGSGATE POST: What Ole Gunnar Solskjaer said about the toppling of the iconic paper mache statue of Harry Maguire, which had stood outside the confines of Old Trafford since the lockdown, sadly manifested the disappointment for both the travail...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Harry Maguire Says Lockdown Should Be Optional

Manchester United: Harry Maguire Says Lockdown Should Be Optional

Seven weeks into the Coronavirus lockdown, and Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has finally spoken out on the plight of the British public as they writhe and squirm in their homes, fidgeting to get out and into the pubs, shopping centres and...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Concedes His Team Cannot Win PL Title

Manchester United: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Concedes His Team Cannot Win PL Title

Manchester United manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, has spoken to reporters about the disappointment he experienced this morning, when he went downstairs to make his breakfast, picked up a newspaper to read the football pages, and realised that his team...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Turn Out For Local Sunday League Team On Sunday Morning

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Turn Out For Local Sunday League Team On Sunday Morning

Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, is in hot water with team coach, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, this morning, after he let it be known that he plans to turn out for a local Sunday League team at the weekend. Maguire, 26, incurred the Norwegian's...

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Funny story: Manchester United In Talks With Eric Cantona

Manchester United In Talks With Eric Cantona

There were raised eyebrows all over the northwest this morning, as news began to filter through to the grey and grimy slums, cobbled streets, and endless ramshackle 2-up-2-down back-to-back terraced houses, that the world's favourite football team, M...

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Funny story: Manchester United In Call For Season To End Early Due To 'Coronavirus Worry'

Manchester United In Call For Season To End Early Due To 'Coronavirus Worry'

Sensational news coming out of Old Trafford this morning, after it was revealed that Manchester United players have told the club they are anxious for their match against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge on 17 February to be called off due to worries over...

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Funny story: Manchester United Sign Several Players Late On Transfer Deadline Day

Manchester United Sign Several Players Late On Transfer Deadline Day

Manchester United flexed their not inconsiderable financial muscles last night, just minutes before the deadline on the transfer market window, securing the signatures of a host of footballing superstars, none of whom I have ever heard of. The fir...

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Funny story: John Bolton To Replace Ole Gunnar Solskjaer As Manager of Manchester United

John Bolton To Replace Ole Gunnar Solskjaer As Manager of Manchester United

BILLINGSGATE POST: Rumors of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s demise as manager of Manchester United’s troubled team have been circulating for months. Just last week, crack Spoof reporter, Monkey Woods, predicted Ole would soon be beating the bricks looking f...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Tranmere FA Cup Trip Will Be The End For Solskjaer

Manchester United: Tranmere FA Cup Trip Will Be The End For Solskjaer

Tranmere Rovers, who were playing non-League football as recently as , overcame Premier League Watford in their FA Cup fourth-round replay last night, and now have the chance to bring the curtain down on Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's chequered managerial ca...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Old Trafford Empty At Final Whistle

Manchester United: Old Trafford Empty At Final Whistle

Manchester United boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, will face further pressure on his position in the morning, after his lacklustre side caved-in and lost at home to Burnley tonight, with the fans showing their total disgust about the performance by walkin...

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Funny story: Liverpool Out To Get Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer The Sack

Liverpool Out To Get Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer The Sack

It's one of the biggest rivalries in football, and when Liverpool take on Manchester United at Anfield on Sunday, the hosts will be putting in an extra special effort to put United to the sword, by trouncing them and getting their Norwegian boss, Ole...

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Funny story: [Redacted] Has A Rousing Conversation With Dr. Billingsgate

[Redacted] Has A Rousing Conversation With Dr. Billingsgate

BILLINGSGATE POST: After the decisive win over Newcastle, [Redacted] sat down with Dr. Billingsgate to have a chat that transcended the ordinary breathless interviews conducted by weasel-nosed, pinch mouth androgynous heifers from the local UK statio...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Defeat Against Norwich Will Be Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Last Match

Manchester United: Defeat Against Norwich Will Be Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Last Match

Manchester United go into a crucial match against bottom-of-the-table Norwich City at Old Trafford this afternoon, knowing that a defeat would almost certainly bring down the curtain on Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's managerial reign. After Wednesday's hu...

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Wants To Be Kept On 'In Some Capacity'

Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Wants To Be Kept On 'In Some Capacity'

Beleaguered Manchester United boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, knows it is just a matter of time before he loses his job at the club, but says he loves being around Old Trafford, and would appreciate being kept on "in some capacity". The Norwegian, 46,...

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Takes Responsibility For Piss Poor Show At Wolves

Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Takes Responsibility For Piss Poor Show At Wolves

Manchester United boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, was quick to accept responsibility for his team's poor showing in their FA Cup 3rd-round tie against Wolverhampton Wanderers at Molineux yesterday, the match ending 0-0, with United failing to register a...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Will Be History If United Lose To Another Shit Team

Manchester United: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Will Be History If United Lose To Another Shit Team

Manchester United manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, has been told that he should tidy his desk and prepare his locker for a full clear-out, because if United lose to just one more shit team, he will be out of the club on his ear. Solskjaer was made t...

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Funny story: Man Utd v. Tottenham: Spurs Favourites To Take All Three Points

Man Utd v. Tottenham: Spurs Favourites To Take All Three Points

It's the big game at Old Trafford tonight, and former Manchester United manager, Jose Mourinho, is back for the first time since he was sacked from the job a year ago. This time, however, it's with Tottenham Hotspur, the team that trounced his Un...

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