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The Great Tee Shirt Outrage

Okay, this is one of those things that make me an elitist snob. Even so, perhaps you’ll understand my befuddlement and slight consternation. So there was a young lady who seemed nice enough, a little peculiar maybe. But I was cheered to see she was wearing a Bob Marley tee shirt, since I am always glad to see a young person whose taste in music goes back further than Iggy Azalea and Justin Bie...

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Thy sins forgiven - go forth and urinate

Mayor Bill de Blasio and NYPD announced that consumption of alcohol, urinating in public or littering will henceforth be considered as minor offenses. People will no longer be shackled at their ankles or handcuffed to a fire hydrant. The only gro...

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Stephen Fry Finds The Spoof 'Offensive,' Encourages Humorists

Stephen Fry has recently contacted The Spoof to express his grave displeasure at the contentious content published herein. There are too many snarky jokes about Ricky Gervais and Ronnie Corbett, but not enough about Hugh Lawrie, for example. Dissatisfied with our replies, he has penned an open letter to The Spoof. You know, nowadays, everything is just so overly delicate. You can barely move...

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Denver Broncos Sign Sumo Wrestler For 2014 Season

Funny story: Denver Broncos Sign Sumo Wrestler For 2014 Season

The Denver Broncos have signed one of the world's best sumo wrestlers to a two-year contract it was announced today. The Broncos front office told the Sporting News that with this guy playing center in front of him, they hope to keep Peyton Mannin...

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Prince Philip wins Guinness Book of Records for most gaffe-prone human-being

Funny story: Prince Philip wins Guinness Book of Records for most gaffe-prone human-being

It started as just another day in the Queen's Jubilee year: a visit to Bristol. Her Majesty and the ubiquitous Phil began their tour at the Bailey caravan factory, marking its own 65th anniversary. What they were unaware of was that Her Maj had a...

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And Now, An Offensive Word…

What a relief! Thanks to the Obama administration, which classified the Fort Hood shootings a matter of "workplace violence" and not "terror," we now know the way forward when it comes to those fratricidal shootings of our troops in Afghanistan, which are obviously the same kind of preventable workplace violence. Clearly supervisors need to do a better job of counseling armed Afghans who may fee...

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Woman remanded over London sieve

A woman has appeared in court over a giant sieve which closed one of London's busiest shopping streets. Colleen Colander was charged with possession of an overlarge sieve. She was also accused of recklessly endangering life by trying to force peop...

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French Engineers Reexamine the Origins of the Maginot Line

Funny story: French Engineers Reexamine the Origins of the Maginot Line

Paris France: French historians and engineers at the Montmartre Institute of Technology (MIT) are perusing a cache of documents pertaining to the Maginot Line that was found by a German tourist visiting one of the restored sites. The Maginot Lin...

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On Offending People

Funny story: On Offending People

The only message about religion which will not offend someone is Yes, silence. So I won't say anything about 12 million pounds of tax payers money being spent on the visit of the Pope. That might offend tax payers who, thankfully, do not agree with the Pope's views on contraception, women, gays and priests having to take vows which endanger young people. I won't say anything about a pas...

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Cheney Apologizes For Incest Joke, Says He Will Only Ridicule "Crips and Retards" From Now On

Funny story: Cheney Apologizes For Incest Joke, Says He Will Only Ridicule "Crips and Retards" From Now On

(Washington D.C.) - A spokesman for Dick Cheney today tried to mitigate the reaction to a remark the Vice President made yesterday about the frequency of incest in the American South. Speaking at the National Press Club on Monday, Cheney drew nervou...

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Bush Proposes Law To Ban Hating Him

Funny story: Bush Proposes Law To Ban Hating Him

In response to the wildly popular Michael Moore documentary, Farenheit 9/11, President George Bush today proposed a new law which would make it a felony offense to hate him.

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