An early morning tweet from POTUS has America rising with pride. “Our gays are better than gays of any other country. And now we will make them even greater.” When asked for comment, the LGBTQ community did not give a straight answer. The Whit…
Former South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dog linebacker, Bobby Boucher Jr., has gone public with a statement from his mama. According to his Mama, avoiding the Coronavirus is as simple as citrus. He stated, "Mama says that the Coronavi...
In a reactionary swing toward neoconservativism, satirical "news" outlet The Onion mocked the positivity of Democratic presidential vier Marianne Williamson, revealing that that beneath its chuckle-ready foreskin, The Onion may not be so sweet. "...
Peter May, long-time writer of clever, witty, hard-hitting, little-read satire, was recently offered a chance at great financial success, but opted instead to stay true to his art - and broke. May’s fabulous professional opportunity came in the fo...
Still reeling from a drop in ratings, attributed to their misplaced confidence in a Clinton victory in the US presidential election, America's three top-rated satire publications have initiated tentative merger talks in an effort to shore up their pr...
As more and more schools follow the recent trends in increasing demand for parent provided school supplies, local businessman, James Garfunkle found an opportunity he just could not pass up. Garfunkle is the owner of a new small town business named...
Residents of South Palm Beach Florida were awoken by sounds they described as, "disturbing", early Monday around 2:00am. The incident took place in what, according to neighbors is generally a quiet residential area. Police say a large gent...
A case that is just one among a number that caused Eric Holder, the US attorney general, to sharply censure the, let's call it, the Cleavageland police department this week, is one where a "John Doe," who is a black man was shot in the chest by a pol...
Ferguson man Randy Burrows is reeling in shock this morning after discovering that his mother had failed to purchase milk to accompany his usual breakfast of cornflakes. The 26 year old school janitor, who has yet to leave home, was visibly upset,...
Public health officials have acknowledged the possibility that anyone could contract Ebola just by surfing the web; widening the possibility that anyone even just reading this article has probably contracted the killer disease. According to "Chubb...
Your Home, USA-Mark Rosen has just entered your home to show you the great suction and cleaning power of his new Shark Rocket cleaning system, and to be honest, he can't believe how you and your family have survived without it. "Its suction power...
Succumbing to public outcry and intense media scrutiny over yet another kidnapping scandal, embattled Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau has promised to step down from his position as head of the terrorist group, amid all the outcry in Western social...
According to several sources at the NYC board of education, veteran science teacher Jeffrey Francis, who has taught at M.S. 233 for 12 years, recently inked a massive deal with the NYCBOE to stay on as a teacher. Frederick Gonzales, an HR represe...
A disabled U.S. veteran says he was booted from a Thai restaurant in Houston because the staff were not prepared to cook and serve him his service dog as an entree. Aryeh Ohayon, who served in the Army and Navy said his service dog, Bandit, was g...
A day after a Ugandan tabloid newspaper came out with a list of what it called the country's top homosexuals. A tabloid has come out with its own list, naming and shaming heterosexuals. The cover of the Daily Sun newspaper read, "EXPOSED! World's...
Cartagena, Columbia---Food and Drug Administration task enforcer Phillip Reinhart announced early this morning that his hard working team had finally captured legendary cronut smuggler and New York City native Fred Dietrich after an exhaustive 18-mon...
As baseball season progresses, so does our understanding of what teams are playoff contenders and what teams are local pie-eating contenders in their respective regions. In this post, I will notify you of what teams to keep a close eye on as the play...
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