EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey – (Sports Satire) – The Dallas Cowboys will now be watching the NFL playoffs from the comfort of their own homes. Jerry’s team got eliminated by a score of 23 to 19, and the 78-year-old is not a happy camper. He had ple…
*In late August, Aaron Rodgers disappears for two days, and later claims to have been abducted by aliens. Rodgers tearfully admits that the aliens probed him rectally with a vegetable, and many Rodgers critics later claim that he still has the cornco...
HACKENSACK, New Jersey - The latest gate to hit the front pages is Bridgegate and although it is no Watergate it is bigger than Pizzagate, Hockeygate, and even last year's Twinkiegate. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie told the news media that he...
EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - Former New York Giants player Michael Strayhan, who is now the co-host of Live With Kelly and Michael, was not a happy Giants alumni as he watched his former team get clobbered 23-0 by the Seattle Seahawks. A close fr...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama is smiling from ear-to-ear as he took the New York Giants and 24 points against the Seattle Seahawks. The Seahawks defeated the Giants 23-0, but the president won the sports bet due to the point spread giving him...
EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - Several New York Giants players say that Louisiana voodoo woman Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette came through for them as she put a hex on the Minnesota Vikings who fell to the Giants 23-7. Giants Coach Tom Coughlin was aske...
NEW YORK CITY - The Giants of New York who presently possess an 0-6 record have entered the Desperation Zone. A spokesman for the Giants organization has said that the owner, coaches, and players have no idea what the hell is going on. Many sea...
NEW YORK CITY - There is no happiness in The City That Never Sleeps as their Giants have now lost half a dozen games. The Chicago Bears are the latest team to beat Coach Tom Coughlin's boys and when the final gun sounded the score was 27-21. Ma...
EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - The green Eagles from Philadelphia flew into New Jersey and after they were done, they had beaten the New York Giants 36-21 handing them loss number cinco, as they say in Spanish Harlem. One sports reporter who has co...
NEW YORK - The Giants football team is off to a horrible start as they find themselves with an 0-4 record. And no one is madder than the die-hard fans of The Big Apple Giants. Vinnie Vestalino, who has been a Giants season ticket holder for 19...
KANSAS CITY - The KC home crowd had a lot to cheer about as they saw their astounding Chiefs whoop it up and whip up on the New York Giants big time. After all the dust had cleared and the war paint had come off, the team from the Big Apple was gr...
NEW YORK CITY - Peyton Manning and his Rocky Mountain Broncos rode into The Big Apple and when they were through there was apple sauce all over the place. Billed as the Manning Bowl, the Broncos defeated the hometown Giants 41-23. Archie and O...
DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones was in Cowboy Paradise as he saw his team defeat the New York Giants 36-31 led by quarterback Tony Romo's two touchdown passes. Jerry and his two sons sat up in his private luxury suite eating...
NEW YORK CITY - Peyton Manning led his Denver Broncos to a 49-27 victory over the Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens in the first game of the 2013 NFL season. Peyton threw an unbelievable 7 touchdown passes as he completed 27 passes out of 47.
Maripiosa, CA, Dougie's Gazette - I'm finally a decided voter: Giants in 4 (or if necessary five at home, but if Sandy heads for "and reaches the West Coast,"six at the most). In a related story, Governor Romney just told Michigan and swing s...
Tom Coughlin of the New York Giants may be wondering if his puerile Super Bowl team is actually better suited to high school level. The bullying video of one teammate dousing another in a vat of ice water smacks of juvenile antics. With pro ath...
The biggest rumor being spread by NFL fans today is that Peyton Manning may sign with the New York Jets and join his brother in New York. Although neither brother will admit it, nor their dad when called, the Jet players say that their quarterback...
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