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Funny story: U.S. National Park Service Pleads with Visitors - Please Don't Lick the Toads

U.S. National Park Service Pleads with Visitors - Please Don't Lick the Toads

The National Park Service has put out notices at several Arizona and California National Parks/National Monuments - please don't lick the Hallucinogenic Toads. "Licking toads can get you High and may lead to dizziness” - reads one warning at Orga…

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Funny story: Trump agrees soon-to-be-defunct national parks to be sold

Trump agrees soon-to-be-defunct national parks to be sold

In 2014, Ranchers in Oregon protested the federal government's right to own protected lands. They contended that land cannot be owned on behalf of the public by government entities. The ranchers armed themselves & occupied Malheur National Wildli...

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Funny story: National Park in Maine Closed to Public to Accomodate Obama Vacation: $Millions in Revenue Lost!

National Park in Maine Closed to Public to Accomodate Obama Vacation: $Millions in Revenue Lost!

A horde of tourists on Mt. Desert Island, Maine, were disappointed to learn today that Acadia National Park would be closed for three days to accommodate a visit by the Obama family and their dog Bo, the Portuguese water spaniel. Acadia, featuring...

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Funny story: One year on, Kate Adie askes "Has Helmand Province benefitted from being a National Park"?

One year on, Kate Adie askes "Has Helmand Province benefitted from being a National Park"?

Exactly 12 months after the United Nations granted National Park status to the Helmand Province in Afghanistan, our famous war correspondent Dame Kate Adie returns to find out if the ordinary Taliban Terrorist on the street has seen any improvements...

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Funny story: Obama Annoyed by Oprah, Palin, Blago Scandal

Obama Annoyed by Oprah, Palin, Blago Scandal

CHICAGO, IL. - Some were surprised when embattled Illinois governer Rod Blagojevich revealed he had considered Oprah Winfrey for the vacant Senate position. Now, authorities have learned Oprah Winfrey planned to use her influence to help propel Rod...

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Funny story: Yellowstone National Park: Quakin' and Shakin' Like The Left Coast

Yellowstone National Park: Quakin' and Shakin' Like The Left Coast

YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, Wyoming - Scientists and geologists throughout America are puzzled as to what is causing the hundreds of earthquakes at Yellowstone National Park. Tucker McRemington, the park's executive director said that if he didn't...

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Funny story: Signs of Safety in National Parks

Signs of Safety in National Parks

"Safety First" is getting more complicated than ever. The number of law suits has sky-rocketed as the American public stumbled upon more unusual, unpredictable and generally brainless ways to cause themselves bodily injury. As a result national park...

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