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Funny story: Charleston Woman Enjoys Being Her Own Valentine

Charleston Woman Enjoys Being Her Own Valentine

Through a great deal of personal work and group support, Kendra Burke of Charleston, South Carolina, arrived at a point at which she did not need anyone else to be her Valentine; instead, she has become her own Valentine. “It's empowering,” said K...

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Funny story: New York Man Finally Finds Therapist Smart Enough to Understand Him

New York Man Finally Finds Therapist Smart Enough to Understand Him

For all his exceptional looks, intelligence, and abilities, 28-year-old Bryce Rodman had had a checkered history with the therapists he'd worked with, until he finally found one smart enough to understand him. "I wouldn't say it's rocket science,...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Man Realizes It's Not His Mother to Blame for All His Problems; It's His Father

Brooklyn Man Realizes It's Not His Mother to Blame for All His Problems; It's His Father

With the help of decades of therapy to turn around his addiction, self-esteem, and abandonment issues while trying to avoid being consumed with resentment at his narcissistic, manipulative mother for causing all his problems, 33-year-old Nate Wagoner...

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Funny story: Charismatic Nashville Man Explains that If You Were He, You’d Be a Narcissist, Too

Charismatic Nashville Man Explains that If You Were He, You’d Be a Narcissist, Too

After years of feigning modesty out of fear of coming across as arrogant and self-centered, Caleb Treble of Nashville, Tennessee, finally helped his friends understand that his narcissism is a natural byproduct of his inherent superiority and that if...

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Funny story: New York Woman Excels at Handling Crises She Herself Creates

New York Woman Excels at Handling Crises She Herself Creates

Molly Hayes of Brooklyn, New York, prides herself on remaining calm, cool, and collected in the crises she herself creates. "Someone's got to be the voice of reason when things get toxic and overly emotional as a result of gossip I've spread or mi...

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Funny story: Narcissist Buys St. Valentine’s Gift to His Image in a Mirror

Narcissist Buys St. Valentine’s Gift to His Image in a Mirror

Most people struggle with relationships, wondering if their partners love them, or if they’re being faithful. However, a local narcissist has expressed his disbelief that people would accept this as an accurate picture of true romance. Mostly because...

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Funny story: Man Receives Death Threat Over Narcissistic Material

Man Receives Death Threat Over Narcissistic Material

A man who was accused of being overly-narcissistic on a satirical news website, has received death threats threatening him with death, I can reveal. Myke Woodson, 55, said he had also been accused not only of being overly-narcissistic, but overtly...

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Funny story: Narcissistic Comedian Has No Trouble Laughing at Himself

Narcissistic Comedian Has No Trouble Laughing at Himself

Dismissing accusations of being self-absorbed and grandiose, comedian Russell Hargrave explained that he has no trouble laughing at himself – and in fact, does so a lot. “My humor is a little too high-level for some people to appreciate,” stated H...

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Funny story: Italy introduce "marry yourself weddings" for jilted Johns and Joans!

Italy introduce "marry yourself weddings" for jilted Johns and Joans!

Lonely, single, unmarried and fed up with jumping in and out of bed with strangers who only want one night stands? Then Italy is the place for you! Singles in Italy are now allowed to marry themselves! The first to do it was a female Italian fitne...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Protects Demented Daddy Donald

Ivanka Trump Protects Demented Daddy Donald

Kellyanne Conway and Donald Trump's daughter, Ivanka, have called in a hypnotist to Trump Tower. Ronald P Johnson, world-renowned hypnotist, posed as an investor to get inside Trump's office. Inside sources reveal that once there he hypnotized the...

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Funny story: Woman, 40, Details Her 2010 Adventures In A Group Holiday Letter

Woman, 40, Details Her 2010 Adventures In A Group Holiday Letter

A woman sent a mass holiday mailing last week updating her friends and family on all the things which happened to her during the year. Citing being "too busy" to contact any of them personally, Jane Smith, 40, chose the group mailing approach. Re...

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Funny story: WHO Is Concerned About Narcissism Pandemic

WHO Is Concerned About Narcissism Pandemic

The World Health Organization have today announced that global narcissism has reached pandemic proportions. A spokesman said, "Self-absorption, self-interest and self-importance has infected the world's population on a scale never before seen."...

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