Adding to the already volatile coronavirus lockdown situation in Michigan, women are on the verge of mass civil action against Governor Whitmer and Sally's Beauty Supply. Yesterday, Michigan "Liberty Warriors" men came to the capital, guns in tow, d...
A man who was visited at his home by a Social Security Fraud Inspector had a rather unusual physical characteristic. William Waghorn, about 75, of Fountain Road in Hull, received the visitor and his 'associate' when there was a rap on his front do...
NASHVILLE, Tennessee - The Firestone Tire and Rubber Company has revealed to the public that they've just developed a brand new ultra-modern tire. The tire, known as the RMC-600, was developed totally out of recycled milk containers. The compan...
Heather Fields, 24, of Shanklin has put the Isle of Wight on the map thanks to her nails! In the National Nail Championships held at Birmingham's NEC Arena, Heather competed among the country's finest nail growers. "It's such an honour," said H...
Medical studies by the Institute Of Stating The Obvious at Harvard University have discovered a shocking link between people with uneven, short finger nails and those that bite their nails. The team of students studied several people over a period...
Keswick University's year long study into the sales of nail clippers has come to a remarkable conclusion. "We discovered that nail clippers very rarely break," said Ian Dexter, who headed up the study. "They are generally very sturdy. Yet they are...
For thirty-five years, Tony Hawton of Bridlington had been a nail biter. However, his wife of ten years had finally had enough and told him to stop. "I was quite shocked," said Hawton. "She said she was just fed up to the back teeth with my auto-c...
Carson City, NV: It's been said that you can pick your friends and that you can pick your nose-- but that you can't pick your friend's nose. Charlie Shitter, Man with the World's Longest Pinkie Fingernail, begs to differ. Shitter, whose fingern...
New York - (Sordid Ass Mess): He'll be 90 at the end of next month but he's still The Big Apple's top dog when it comes to screwing over the felons, deviants, nutters and perverts that sully the benches of the Manhattan State Supreme Court. And th...
Timothy Burr, a cabinet maker from Nottingham, has invented a new form of woodworking joint. It is a straight cut interleaved joint between two flat pieces of wood, such as in the back corner of a drawer, but with an important addition. Whereas...
Long red nails are a much sought after fashion accessory, but do you know where they have been?...
2008 Miss East Coast winner, Kirsten Hagland, broke a nail yesterday while in the airport. So, she called her friend, who asked to remain anonymous, and started yelling about how she broke her nail.
Las Angeles - Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were celebrating the opening of a new Taco Bell by wearing sombreros, when they were mistaken for two nails and hammered into the drywall of a nearby construction site.
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