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Funny story: Egyptians dominate Wimbledon again

Egyptians dominate Wimbledon again

It has come as no surprise that Amenhotep III has won yet another Wimbledon title, bringing his total number of Grand Slam victories to 37. He defeated Ramesses IV in a thrilling final match on Centre Court, where as many as 10,000 spectators watched...

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Funny story: Mummified Goldfish discovered in Egyptian Pyramid

Mummified Goldfish discovered in Egyptian Pyramid

Two archeologists announced today that they have discovered 2,000 mummified goldfish whilst doing research in a pyramid in Egypt. It took them a while to figure out what the miniature mummies actually were. They used special x-ray equipment to st...

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Funny story: Butch Cassidy's and the Sundance Kid's Mummies Discovered in a Melting Glacier in Bolivia

Butch Cassidy's and the Sundance Kid's Mummies Discovered in a Melting Glacier in Bolivia

The melting glaciers of the Bolivian Andes have yielded up the mummified remains of Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid. This was the major topic of interest at the University of La Paz 18th Scientific Assembly. According to Guido Trinidadolé, Profe...

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Funny story: Hollywood Archeologists Shocked After Discovering 'Mummy Hef" Alive in Playboy Mansion!

Hollywood Archeologists Shocked After Discovering 'Mummy Hef" Alive in Playboy Mansion!

Archeologists doing research for the History Channel's newest reality show, "Sex After Death', were shocked to find the Pajama Wrapped remains of Playboy Mogul Hugh Hefner still kicking around the Hollywood Mansion and preparing for his latest weddin...

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Funny story: Scientists Admit they have been Resurrecting Mummies with Aspartame

Scientists Admit they have been Resurrecting Mummies with Aspartame

GIZA, Egypt - [UPDATE 1] Dr. Gaspar T. Ameri, secret CIA agent, canceled his keynote address on Secrets of the Ancients to meet secretly with TheSpoof.com. Dr. Ameri explained that they have been, for the last 5 years resurrecting mummies, using a ne...

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