Conservative Minister the Right Honourable Roger Mywife has launched a crowdfunding campaign for a new moral compass for the conservatives, as their one seems to be broken. The bearded 73-year-old said 'Have you seen my teeth? No, I will go on abo…
Animals that are sensitive to the plight of others have no sense of morality because their reactions are based on an evolutionary process. What people see as human morality is actually the process of evolution. Human morality comes from the brain...
Parents of girls growing up in a "moral abyss" where being dressed in "mini-me" sexy clothing and wearing make-up is acceptable should make a bee-line for the M11 out of Essex at their earliest convenience, a schools leader has said. Girls School...
This week David Cameron launched a radical new initiative to reorganise British society, not seen in the Western world since the industrial revolution, in order to combat the spread of gangster culture within British cities. Cameron also confirmed th...
BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - The Moral Guardians attacked films today after Inhopeless went on a killing spree. Many spoofers have had suspicions about this all along. "Hmm..." said Lady Godiva, a spoofer, "He did write a song about killing people and going on dates. Very dark stuff there. I thought it was nothing... but now..." Other spoofers are as shocked. "I was trawling through the forums,"...
A new moral code will be enforced on every child, teacher, parent and social worker in England. In new lessons, children are to provided with a new "moral compass" where they will have to ask themselves: What Would Ed Balls Do? Pictures of the...
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