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Funny story: Conor McGregor Makes Linguistic Error In Interview

Conor McGregor Makes Linguistic Error In Interview

UFC fighter, Conor McGregor, made a successful comeback to the octagon on Sunday with a 40-second knockout of Donald 'The Cowboy' Cerrone, in Las Vegas, and immediately spoke about his intention to secure a rematch with Russian, Khabib Nurmagomedov,...

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Funny story: A Day in the Life of Juke Dagger MMA Fighter

A Day in the Life of Juke Dagger MMA Fighter

The life of an MMA fighter is less than glamorous. It's a shitty uphill battle, kicking, punching, and strangling my way to the top. My trainer gives me a wake-up call at 4:30am by yelling at me through a bullhorn in the doorway of my bedroom. If...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor's Mom Walks In During Interview

Conor McGregor's Mom Walks In During Interview

Halfway through an interview with Doug Loquacious of the Loquacious and You talk show during which McGregor cussed out every one of his opponents and called them weak, McGregor's mom suddenly appeared on the scene and took offense for her son's actio...

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Funny story: Biden Trump MMA Fight Set For After Election

Biden Trump MMA Fight Set For After Election

Joe "Boxer" Biden and Donald Trump will put words to action when they meet for an MMA match following the presidential election. The Trump campaign has already hired Mickey Goldmill to train The Donald before the match, though Trump has typically...

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Funny story: Jesus Wants Cage Fighting Of MMA

Jesus Wants Cage Fighting Of MMA

Violence and religion have been one of the primary forces in human history. Now there is a fusion of the two with a new craze for 700 cage-fighting church ministeries across the U.S. "God loves cage fighting," says pastor John Richards of Colu...

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Funny story: New Sport Introduced At Sochi Olympic Games

New Sport Introduced At Sochi Olympic Games

A new sport has been introduced in today's Olympic games in Sochi. It is Mixed Martial Arts. MMA events will be fought in wire cages, as is the custom in the United States. The purpose of cage fighting is to punch, kick, and pound a man or woman...

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Funny story: The Manuscripts of John A Statusboast II

The Manuscripts of John A Statusboast II

Time for a friend audit me thinks, EVERYBODY'S gotta know about this so I'll put it as my status for at least 5 days, or until I get 50 comments on it. Makes me feel like a g6 like a g6 like a g6 you know. I don't give away my friendship that easily so some people have just got to learn where the line is and know that they shouldn't cross it, know what I'm saying yeah my house my rules. Welcome to...

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Funny story: UFC Fighter Diego Sanchez Makes 'Excellent' Silly Faces

UFC Fighter Diego Sanchez Makes 'Excellent' Silly Faces

(Defecated News) Following his spectacular battering by MMA-God BJ Penn last Saturday, Diego 'Nightmare' Sanchez seems to have forgotten the fight is over. Sanchez was immediately admitted into Nevada's Care Home For Victims Of BJ, after having lo...

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Funny story: Barbara Walters, Star Jones in Celebrity MMA Fight

Barbara Walters, Star Jones in Celebrity MMA Fight

Following comments made by Ms. Jones about her "hateful" co-hosts on the morning television series "The View", Barbara Walters released a few choice comments of her own to reporters after a recent taping of the show. "The blimp really needs to...

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