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Funny story: BoJo and Donnie do the obliteration two-step on the deck of the Grace 1 tanker

BoJo and Donnie do the obliteration two-step on the deck of the Grace 1 tanker

In response to Iran's seizure of Britain’s Stena Impero tanker, 19 July, Mr. Johnson and Mr. Trump have taken joint action. Both have been dropped via helicopter onto the deck of Iran’s tanker Grace 1, seized by the British on July 4. This “joi...

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Funny story: Rocketing In-Flight Sperm Levels Warning Issued By Mile-High Club

Rocketing In-Flight Sperm Levels Warning Issued By Mile-High Club

New York, NY - (Reuterus): Face masks are being issued by Mile High Airways after air con swab tests revealed Club Class passengers’ coughing and sneezing is down to soaring levels of sperm. Technicians discovered billions of sperm colony-forming...

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Funny story: Mile High IVF Airways tells cabin crew they will be fired if the fail to get pregnant

Mile High IVF Airways tells cabin crew they will be fired if the fail to get pregnant

Tampax, Florida - Female Mile High IVF Airways cabin crew have been told they can be sacked if they fail to get pregnant at 33,000 feet. Three cycles of in vitro fertilization in optimum atmospheric conditions should be enough to suit most women's...

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Funny story: Nut-Free Mile High Airways in anaphylactic shock at flight attendant's brazilian

Nut-Free Mile High Airways in anaphylactic shock at flight attendant's brazilian

New York - An airline catering to the lucrative Asian eunuch market is being sued by one of its hand-picked staff. Nut-Free Mile High Airways accidentally posted nude pics of 2014 Flight Attendant of the Year winner Willy Hazel on its holiday boo...

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Funny story: Man Carelessly Runs Off Grand Canyon

Man Carelessly Runs Off Grand Canyon

Robert Meredith may be nominated by a certain book put out every year as he walked off the Grand Canyon, Monday. Some places are a mile deep so I wonder what he thought on the way down? His neighbor who had made the trip with him from Los Vegas...

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Funny story: A Pregnant Woman Is Just An Heir Hostess Says Virginia Republican Steve Martin

A Pregnant Woman Is Just An Heir Hostess Says Virginia Republican Steve Martin

Washington AC/DC - "Personally I blame Mile High Club moral laxity," Virginia State Senator Steve Martin (R) said today as an abortion rant went vital on the net. Martin, a former chairman of the Senate Recreational Travel Committee, was giving ve...

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Funny story: Obama drone 'got screwed over Libya' in Mile High Club incident with UFO

Obama drone 'got screwed over Libya' in Mile High Club incident with UFO

Washington - "It's still unclear which of the two crafts was on top doing the, er, inseminating," a spokesperson for US drone program architect John Brenner said today, "due to freak vibrational fallout interfering with satellite video recorders. Bu...

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Funny story: Katy and Russell Add a Little Bump to the Mile High Club

Katy and Russell Add a Little Bump to the Mile High Club

On route to their semi-secret Caribbean Island honeymoon destination, Russell Brand had apparently asked his private jet pilot to steer the plane through a growing hurricane out over the Atlantic, to as Russell put it, "Add a little more bump in hone...

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Funny story: Airline Stewardess Not Told It Was An AARP "Mile-High" Flight!

Airline Stewardess Not Told It Was An AARP "Mile-High" Flight!

Sandy Broker, who has been a stewardess for several airlines over her 21-year career, told reporters that she had never seen anything like it before and hopes that she never sees anything like it again. Broker was on NorthSouth Airlines night befo...

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Funny story: Screwing Flying Couple On Plane Wasn't The Worst Thing Says Flyer!

Screwing Flying Couple On Plane Wasn't The Worst Thing Says Flyer!

In an earlier report we told you about John and Esther Mathers, a couple who were attempting to join the "Mile High Club" just as the plane hit tremendous turbulence and had floated around naked before the plane landed at Denver in an emergency. I...

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Funny story: Couple Having Sex Slammed To Ceiling During Plane Turbulence!

Couple Having Sex Slammed To Ceiling During Plane Turbulence!

John and Esther Mathers were in the wrong place at the wrong time, mainly aboard the United Airlines plane that ran into so much turbulence that they had to make an emergency landing in Denver, Colorado. Though John and Esther were only bruised, t...

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Funny story: Airline's Five Star Bathroom, Wins Praises From Mile High Fliers

Airline's Five Star Bathroom, Wins Praises From Mile High Fliers

World airliner Lufthansa has put a smile on the face of the serious Mile High Flyer, not just for the unveiling the "world's quietest first class" cabin, but most importantly - the spacious bathrooms. The First-Class bathroom features wide vertica...

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Funny story: Bubble Wrap Sex Better Than Mile High, Couple Say

Bubble Wrap Sex Better Than Mile High, Couple Say

A couple from New York say their bubble wrap sex club is better than the Mile High Club by a long shot. Johnson and Fanny Swisher of Nookie Corners in upper New York say they had a horrible time trying to get into the Mile High Club where you have...

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Funny story: Ivana Trump in Mile High Club rumpus

Ivana Trump in Mile High Club rumpus

Florida - (Pie-in-the-Sky): Serial gold-digger and Mile High Club enthusiast Ivana Trump was chucked off an airplane today following an altercation with minors (sic). Palm Beach County Sheriff's Department sources said Donald Trump's peroxide bomb...

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Funny story: New Zealand Mile High Airways in naturist safety video caper

New Zealand Mile High Airways in naturist safety video caper

Auckland - (Naked Ass Mess): As the naturist travel boom continues unabated innnovative Auckland carrier New Zealand Mile High Airways has issued a passenger safety video filmed entirely in the nude. Dressed only in specks of native body paint cab...

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Funny story: Mile High Club stowaways found in Fusionman Yves Rossy's Jet Wing

Mile High Club stowaways found in Fusionman Yves Rossy's Jet Wing

English Channel - (Mile High Club Mess): A pair of copulating stowaways were found hidden in Fusionman Yves Rossy's Jet Wing today moments after he flew over the English Channel powered by a home made rocket-driven appendage strapped to his back.

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Funny story: Zoom Mile High Airlines goes bust

Zoom Mile High Airlines goes bust

London - (Ass Mess): The aviation industry has blamed transatlantic budget carrier Zoom Mile High Airlines's recent downgrading strategy of offering passengers less bang for their buck for the company's collapse today. Zoom Mile High has filed for...

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