The Pope, who still denies that evolution created the Earth and not some punk-ass god who calls himself Jehovah or Yahweh or Shecky the Animated Ground Beef, has been struck by a meteor! Oh sure, you might think this is a piece of post-modern scul…
PHOENIX – (Satire News) - Boom Boom News has just informed the public, that NASA has revealed that a humongous meteor the size of Puerto Rico is scheduled to hit Arizona at 3:15 am on the morning of September 13, 2021. Renee Rittafax, a spokeswoma…
BEVERLY HILLS – (Satire News) – The members of the Beverly Hills celebrity community are all worried as hell, as U.S. meteorologists have just announced that a rogue meteor is headed right smack dab for the gated-community of Tinsel Town's filthy ric…
Dr. Isaac Dreamflogger, leading the successful Rosetta Mission to land a spacecraft on Comet 67P orbiting 310 million miles from earth has taken questions on the mighty achievement at a news conference in London. This is the first conference to be he...
SAGINAW, Michigan - The citizens of Tucson, Arizona are breathing a little bit easier now that they have received some good news from The Galileo Galilei Astrological Observatory located in Saginaw. The observatory reports that a meteor that is th...
Scientists say that what they thought, and what these ships thought we would think, were meteors, are actually spaceships. "Undoubtedly they are from another planet or might even be a combination US/Russia deal where they try to unite the countri...
Wayne LaPierre, the NRA's CEO, insists we can stop global warming by placing armed guards at the North and South poles. He acknowledges this will be costly, but feels the Earth should not be denied its Second Amendment Rights. "We focus too much on f...
Groom Lake, Nevada - The flashing space rock that lit up the skies from Florida to New England yesterday probably wasn't a meteor, a NASA source at the Agency's Area 51 HQ said today as samples of, er, space effluvia were being studied. "Most like...
Grisha Manpursenikov has named Outer Space as the plaintiff in a lawsuit he has filed for damages he suffered in the recent meteor impact over Chelyabinsk, Siberia. Fragments of the meteor shattered his new 60 inch LCD television while he watched...
CHELYABINSK, Russia - A 55-foot wide rock landed in and around the city of Chelyabinsk and then caused shockwaves that injured 1,200 people and damaged thousands of homes. The U.S. quickly expressed relief that no one of significance was affected by...
London - Carnivore chic fans said today that a meteor (sic) carrying up to 100 metres of subtle flesh-toned alien scrag-end beef jerky was seen streaking across UK skies last night. Witnesses jammed police switchboards with reports that the galact...
Dedicated British Star Trek fans rushed outside their council houses last night all over Britain to observe a burning meteor. They were all convinced it was an alien warship searching for a new Captain Kirk. Ever since the original Kirk turned int...
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