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Funny story: Meteor Falls on Russian Army

Meteor Falls on Russian Army

A meteor has been reported to have landed on Russian forces in the Donbas region if Ukraine, killing entire platoons, blowing up tanks and artillery, and smashing entire cartons of cigarettes! “Even God hates the Russian army,” said one Ukrainian…

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Funny story: Death Valley Temperatures Hit a Record-Setting 163 Degrees and The Sand Is Literally On Fire

Death Valley Temperatures Hit a Record-Setting 163 Degrees and The Sand Is Literally On Fire

DEATH VALLEY, California – (Satire News) – Veteran meteorologists are saying that they have never seen nothing like the hellacious heat wave that is blasting Death Valley. Accuweather forecaster Burton “Heat Index” Fitzfarmer, who has been in the…

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Funny story: The U.S. Hurricane Center Issues a Major Announcement

The U.S. Hurricane Center Issues a Major Announcement

MIAMI – (Satire News) – The United States Hurricane Center has decided to make a change to the traditional manner of naming hurricanes alphabetically using male and female names. USHC Executive Director Frances Honeybush, 29, has stated that in th…

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Funny story: Earthquake Experts Fear The La Brea Tar Pits Could End Up In Arizona

Earthquake Experts Fear The La Brea Tar Pits Could End Up In Arizona

LOS ANGELES - Weather experts on the West Coast have been working pretty much 24/7 as earthquakes have been hitting California at an alarming rate. One elderly resident of El Segundo, Fionna F. Rushriddle, 86, told news reporters that one of the q...

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Funny story: A Pennsylvania Meteorologist Says The Sky Could Run Out of Snow

A Pennsylvania Meteorologist Says The Sky Could Run Out of Snow

PHILADELPHIA - A meteorologist in The City of Brotherly Love recently announced on his weather show that the city's forecast calls for "Snow, snow, and more friggin snow." The meteorologist, who goes by the name of Blizzard Bill, said that he was...

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Funny story: Pennsylvania Sheriff Finds The Biggest Snowball In The History of Snowballs

Pennsylvania Sheriff Finds The Biggest Snowball In The History of Snowballs

ALTOONA, Pennsylvania - Sheriff Drexel Carbonero, 59, has been in law enforcement for over 32 years. And in that time he says he has literally seen it all. But yesterday afternoon as he was out on patrol he came upon something that he could not be...

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Funny story: The U.S. Department of Weather States That The Statue of Liberty Could End Up Buried In Snow Up To Her Derriere

The U.S. Department of Weather States That The Statue of Liberty Could End Up Buried In Snow Up To Her Derriere

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The snow situation in the United States has gotten way, way out of hand. Meteorologists report that there is currently snow in 49 of the 50 states. The only state that has no snow is the Plywood State of Florida. Florida's De...

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Funny story: Meteorologists Are Now Predicting That The Atlantic Ocean Could Freeze

Meteorologists Are Now Predicting That The Atlantic Ocean Could Freeze

NEW YORK CITY - Several well-respected U.S. meteorologists are reporting that the harsh winter will continue to get worse and they are now predicting that as amazing as it may sound, the Atlantic Ocean could end up totally freezing. Tilapia Frisbe...

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Funny story: Earthquakes Have Joined Hurricane Status

Earthquakes Have Joined Hurricane Status

BOSTON - The United States Meteorological Society has just made an announcement that many felt would be coming sooner or later. USMS Spokesperson Yardley "Twister" Twistafelli stated to the news media that effective immediately earthquakes like hu...

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Funny story: A Huge Meteorite The Size of Kirstie Alley, Gabourey Sidibe, and David Crosby Combined Just Barely Misses Hitting The 'Right Coast'

A Huge Meteorite The Size of Kirstie Alley, Gabourey Sidibe, and David Crosby Combined Just Barely Misses Hitting The 'Right Coast'

PHILADELPHIA - NASA's Office of Meteorological Unusual Incidents reported that on Valentine's Day, a huge meteorite almost hit Dover, Delaware but ended up landing in the Atlantic Ocean instead. Galahad Fenkershill, chief director of NASA's OMUI t...

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Funny story: Local Man Breaks Wind, Changes Town's Weather Pattern

Local Man Breaks Wind, Changes Town's Weather Pattern

Unintentionally saving the small town of Saugus, Massachusetts from the first blizzard of 2011, Barney Funderton, house bound 520 pound man with a love of sausages and cabbage and a propensity for methane production has apparently and single handedly...

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Funny story: Windapocalypses and Chiclones and NDizzards, Oh My

Windapocalypses and Chiclones and NDizzards, Oh My

Meteorologists, or Weather Forecasters, as they like to refer to themselves as, have always found it hard to keep their audiences happy. If they say it is going to be sunny and it rains, the first people to be blamed are the forecasters. Forecast some really bad weather and get people preparing for the worst only to realize that they had it all wrong is a forecaster's worst nightmare. The ugly vie...

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