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Democrats Make Counter Proposal- Build A Wall Around Trump As Well

Funny story: Democrats Make Counter Proposal- Build A Wall Around Trump As Well

After weeks of a political game of shutdown, the Democrats have made a counter proposal that has intrigued many. They have offered to pass funding for the wall Trump has demanded on the Mexico border, in return for there being a wall built around Tru...

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"Baby Jesus Would Adore Globalist Authoritarians"

Funny story: "Baby Jesus Would Adore Globalist Authoritarians"

VATICAN, ROME - Pope Francis provided a "casual response" to journalists after being asked about "Migrants" and the Border Policy of the United States. Democrats in the US Congress embarked on an "All-Christmas-Long" Media Blitz on how the "Religion...

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Melania Trump Faces Indictment on Witchcraft

Funny story: Melania Trump Faces Indictment on Witchcraft

WASHINGTON DC - Representatives for the FBI have announced that First Lady Melania Trump may be implicated on capital crimes related to Witchcraft and Russian Collusion in the 2016 US Presidential Election. Although a large number of law enforcem...

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Trump to issue rakes to the armed forces and National Guard

Funny story: Trump to issue rakes to the armed forces and National Guard

President Donald Trump this afternoon used his position as Commander-in-Chief to order the issue of 3 million rakes to all US service personnel, including the National Guard. Trump explained "I was talking last week to the Queen of Australia, Ange...

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Melania Trump Stages Successful Coup, Now Head of United States

Funny story: Melania Trump Stages Successful Coup, Now Head of United States

Washington, DC In an unfolding story, it appears that Melania Trump, who had recently been flexing her wings, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on clothes and hotel rooms, and demanding firings and reprimands, has staged a successful coup.

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Trump admits he may be Lodestar author

Funny story: Trump admits he may be Lodestar author

After taking a lie detector test, which was both conclusive and inconclusive, he wasn't sure which, Donald Trump has confirmed he may be the author of the article published by the New York Times revealing resistance to his own tendency to do, say and...

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Trump Accidentally Slaps Self Instead of Slapping New Tariffs On Someone

Funny story: Trump Accidentally Slaps Self Instead of Slapping New Tariffs On Someone

Donald Trump was rushed to an emergency room by Secret Service agents today apparently after a tweet storm about slapping more tariffs on everybody. "He wasn't leaving anyone out, the whole bloody world was on that tweet including some states here...

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Barron Trump indicted! DC Rocked as Presidents youngest son latest victim of FBI investigation

Funny story: Barron Trump indicted! DC Rocked as Presidents youngest son latest victim of FBI investigation

For days, Democrats have been hinting at a major announcement coming out of Robert Meullers office; today the bombshell turned out to be the indictment of the President’s 12 year old son Barron. Mueller himself made the announcement, with a gleam in...

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To Would or Would Not Part 3

Funny story: To Would or Would Not Part 3

......at the end of Part 2! We need you to bring a French underground hero here, just like you wouldn't do in Casablanka." "Now look you my name wouldn't be Rick and I would never be in Casablanca," said Treetrunk. That evening after doing what he said he would not, Treetrunk, Mike Pinch, were on the fishing boat headed out through heavy fog to pick up an unknown French underground hero.

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Melania Makes 4th Trip to Mexican Border Dressed As A Nun

Melania Trump made a 4th visit to the Mexican border carry a bottle of Jim Beam and a bottle of Tequila. She was spotted entering a small cantina, not regularly entered by "gringos'. "She came in all by herself, no secret service, no nothin' man,"...

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Melania Trump is Seeking Sanctuary

Funny story: Melania Trump is Seeking Sanctuary

It was revealed through using the Freedom of Information Act and requesting the First Lady's communications over her international accounts that Mrs. Trump has been e-mailing all over the world seeking asylum from Donald Trump. She has sworn her...

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Melania Trump in for Repairs

Funny story: Melania Trump in for Repairs

An aide of President Donald Trump, (Potus - hippopotamus abbreviated), has mistakenly revealed that his wife, Melania is "in for repairs". Melania Trump has not appeared in public for 24 days and it has now been announced she will not be accompany...

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Operation Paradise: one of the President’s dreams last Tuesday night

Funny story: Operation Paradise: one of the President’s dreams last Tuesday night

WILL VISIT EARTH. ARRIVING WHITE HOUSE LAWN JUNE 21 1:00 P.M. THIS IS NOT REPEAT NOT THE SECOND COMING. GOD. The message had arrived—in a tweet somehow—and then a second message nearly drove the President into a tantrum. “My God, He’s giving us only three weeks as it is!” God, for His mysterious reasons, was requesting transportation from the stratosphere, just beyond the region of the mo...

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Did General Kelly Just Diss Melania Trump?

Funny story: Did General Kelly Just Diss Melania Trump?

Ouch! Did General Kelly just diss Melania Trump because she isn’t fluent in English? Will he next accuse Barron of being her anchor child? Kelly’s insults appear to shoot out of his mouth like a cocked gun that’s loaded and fired. Bang, bang! An empt...

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President Macron retaliates on a White House morning re dandruff on his shoulder

Funny story: President Macron retaliates on a White House morning re dandruff on his shoulder

Breaking: That the immaculate Emmanuel Macron, President of France, would find a rejoinder to Mr. Trump goes without saying. The two are currently discussing the nuclear disarmament deal with Iran and whether to modify it or drop it. Review: A...

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With a Little Help from Putίn

Funny story: With a Little Help from Putίn

(With apologies to the Beatles, and with sympathy for Melania) What would you do if I screwed a porn star? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your eyes and I’ll tweet something wrong And I’ll try not to lie through my teeth. Oh, I get by with a little help from Putίn Mmm, I can lie with a little help from my friends Mmm, I’m going to try with a little help from Russians...

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Melania To Gorilla Glue Donald's Package To Bed Frame

Funny story: Melania To Gorilla Glue Donald's Package To Bed Frame

BILLINGSGATE POST: If stuff like this can be fabricated, then Fake News has to be taken seriously. From an exclusive interview appearing in today's edition of the Slovenia Times, it is reported that Melania Trump has decided to do something ab...

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Navajo Code Talkers in Controversial White House Ceremony, Hook Up with Melania

Funny story: Navajo Code Talkers in Controversial White House Ceremony, Hook Up with Melania

Washington, DC. At the White House, President Trump honored Navajo Code Talkers in a ceremony that even his staff admitted "was slapped together in ten minutes once we found out the old Indian dudes were in town," according to an anonymous, very seni...

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